Mr. Monk and the Horrible Holiday

[mr_panophobic]

[Mr. Monk is standing outside his house staring sheer and utter horror at the mess it, and everywhere else is save for that DANGER: Landmines sign on his lawn courtesy of Sousuke.]

WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?!?!?! This is ludicrous! This is--this is heinous!

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[glockblock]

[standing beside you looking much like this]

[mr_panophobic]

[At least they left the sign alone?]

The worst part is I can't even get close enough to clean t all up without worrying about those-those things!

[glockblock]

Fire will remove most of the problems.

[mr_panophobic]

Do you have any idea how long the ash would take to clean up?!

[glockblock]

Negative.

[mr_panophobic]

Forever! It gets everywhere and into your lungs and it can make you sick and--no. No. We're not burning anything here! Got it? Not at all!

And will you take up those land mines so we can clean it all up?!

[glockblock]

Negative. This breach in our defenses shows that they require strengthening, not weakening.

[mr_panophobic]

Then how are we going to clean it all up before we all wind up with salmonella poisoning?!