NOT FOR PUBLICATION. [accidentally not private]

[mr_one_percent]

Fuck me running... I miss it. I miss that filthy fucking city and the filthy fucking things that happen there. It's been... hell, more than a year since the Smiler went down

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[finalgirl]

...hey, this showed up on my blogroll. I don't think it was supposed to, either.

Just letting you know, Scary Bald Future Guy.

[mr_one_percent]

((Spider is off trying to save the world, or possibly make it implode. If he were here, however, he would thank you for your vigilance, and shoot you with his illegal bowel disruptor until you shat out whatever part of your brain housed the memory of this post.))

[finalgirl]

((I suspect running, hiding, screaming, and gunfire would possibly ensue. Could Spider be bought off with whiskey and/or fine cigars?))

[mr_one_percent]

((It's entirely possible! But I've got the impression that, after whatever I write for him, he won't much care any more.))

[finalgirl]

((I'm picturing a children's book. Spider Jerusalem and Karl Rove's Horrible Anal Trauma.))