Episode 2 - Where you live reflects who you are!

[mr_oddjobs]

NO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!

Why are the doors locked? I don't remember locking the doors! Is someone playing a prank on me? Oi! I came here because my room was being destroyed. What, is this building made out of sand? Is it a sand castle, huh!? I knew a place where there was no rent fee was suspicious.

......!!

....ugh, I have to take a

Comments

[teenidollinda]

Ew.

[mr_oddjobs]

What, kid? You've never taken a dump before?

[teenidollinda]

Ewwwwwww.

[mr_oddjobs]

Are you constipated or something? Is 'ew' all you can say? I'm not that disgusting.

[teenidollinda]

You totally don't talk about things like that. That's so weird.

[mr_oddjobs]

It's not weird at all. It's natural. If you didn't use the bathroom, you would blow up and die. You'll die. I'm telling you.

[teenidollinda]

I bet you have problems getting a girlfriend and stuff.

[mr_oddjobs]

It's because of this hair style of mine! It's sending my love life down the drain.

[teenidollinda]

Shave it off.

[mr_oddjobs]

No way! I'm only in my 20's, kid. I'm not going to make myself a baldie. That's gross.

[teenidollinda]

It isn't gross if it's shiny.

[mr_oddjobs]

You think something as natural as taking a dump is gross, but a shiny head isn't? Being shiny only makes the head look greasy even without hair!! You're weird. You're really weird.

[teenidollinda]

Ohmigosh, with a shiny head, people can like, check out how they look in the reflection! That's so totally awesome.

[mr_oddjobs]

That's what we have mirrors for, idiot! I don't want people staring at my head! That would give me the creeps!

[teenidollinda]

What if there isn't a mirror near by, huh? You should be nice to people, and let them stare at your head!

[mr_oddjobs]

It's their fault for not carrying one around! They could just look into some window for all I care. Or find another baldie lying around. Besides, it doesn't matter because I'm not going to shave my head.