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dropCGCF (3:39:28 PM): The first subject for this experiment that I chose was myself. Twenty words I use commonly, and defined? No problem.
A. "houser" [how-zerr] adj. (also "howzer", "howwser", "houzer") 1. A suffix used to express a greater degree of severity or concentration. Ex. "That throw was weakhouser".
B. "beh" [b-eye] n. 1. An informal expression that is used to end a friendly conversation. 2. Also referred to as " ‘bye", this variation is said at an extremely rapid pace, as if to slur the word itself along with it‘s meaning. Ex. "Yep, beh."
C. "snisted" [sn-ice-tid] v. 1. A combination of "heisted" and "sniped". 2. A word used to express disbelief at something that has been taken or stolen with an extreme speed, stealth, or degree of skill. Ex. "Holy shit, he snisted that Nutty Bar from Chris!"
D. "man" [mah-n] n. 1. A male homo sapiens. 2. An expression used in place of a person’s name that you either can’t remember, haven’t taken the time to learn, or that you are just apathetic about thinking about. Ex. "Hey, man, you wanna play some ping-pong?"
E. "deuce" [doo-sss] n., v. 1. The number two. 2. A tennis term for a tiebreaker. 3. The bodily function of excrementing solid waste. Ex. (as a noun) "I’m going to drop a deuce." (as a verb) "Deuce it up, brother!"
F. "yehright" [yeh-right} part of speech unspecified. 1. An expression used in a moment of disbelief, also said quickly as if to slur the meaning. Ex. "Conroy ripped the chandelier of the ceiling? Yehright!"
G. "bounce" {b-oun-ceh] n. 1. An expression of someone either getting ready to leave, or leaving at the time. (this word is the most common to include the
-houser suffix.) Ex. "Dude, I gotta bouncehouser."
H. "beegley" [bee-glee] n. (N.B. this word’s official meaning is still under dispute.) 1. One of your close friends. 2. An African-American. 3. An idiot. Ex. "Where’s that beegley headed to now?"
I. "Tebo’d" [Tee-bow-ed] v. 1. Being ruthlessly attacked by someone, most often in the form of a running headbutt. This defintion originates from a former classmate who would literally head butt walls at full speed. Ex. "Oh shit, son, you got Tebo’d!"
J. "Bubba Smash" [bub-ba-sm-ash] n. 1. Jim Landis’s (Bubba‘s) special move, often performed when his special meter is at the maximum. 2. Being attacked by Jim Landis, which ends in immediate cessation of all life functions. Ex. "Bubbq Smash!"
K. "gat" [gah-t] adj. 1. A combination of "gay" and "fat", usually used in disapproval of a friend’s actions and/or behavioral processes. Ex. "Riyath’s been getting so gat lately, I‘m gonna punch him."
L. "trey" [tr-ehy] n. 1. To shoot a three-pointer in basketball. 2. To give someone some time alone. Ex. "Let him trey, dude, it’s not worth it."
M. "skibby" [skih-bee] n., v. 1. The card game "skat". Usually followed by the question "Four fibbys on a dibby?" which means "Will we play with four folds on a dollar?" Ex. "You wanna skibby it up after lunch?"
N. "domepiece" [dohm-pee-cs] n. 1. Originated from "dome", which is slang for a head or for oral sex. 2. Someone’s face, or facial area. Ex. "Right in his domepiece!"
A. "houser" [how-zerr] adj. (also "howzer", "howwser", "houzer") 1. A suffix used to express a greater degree of severity or concentration. Ex. "That throw was weakhouser".
B. "beh" [b-eye] n. 1. An informal expression that is used to end a friendly conversation. 2. Also referred to as " ‘bye", this variation is said at an extremely rapid pace, as if to slur the word itself along with it‘s meaning. Ex. "Yep, beh."
C. "snisted" [sn-ice-tid] v. 1. A combination of "heisted" and "sniped". 2. A word used to express disbelief at something that has been taken or stolen with an extreme speed, stealth, or degree of skill. Ex. "Holy shit, he snisted that Nutty Bar from Chris!"
D. "man" [mah-n] n. 1. A male homo sapiens. 2. An expression used in place of a person’s name that you either can’t remember, haven’t taken the time to learn, or that you are just apathetic about thinking about. Ex. "Hey, man, you wanna play some ping-pong?"
E. "deuce" [doo-sss] n., v. 1. The number two. 2. A tennis term for a tiebreaker. 3. The bodily function of excrementing solid waste. Ex. (as a noun) "I’m going to drop a deuce." (as a verb) "Deuce it up, brother!"
F. "yehright" [yeh-right} part of speech unspecified. 1. An expression used in a moment of disbelief, also said quickly as if to slur the meaning. Ex. "Conroy ripped the chandelier of the ceiling? Yehright!"
G. "bounce" {b-oun-ceh] n. 1. An expression of someone either getting ready to leave, or leaving at the time. (this word is the most common to include the
-houser suffix.) Ex. "Dude, I gotta bouncehouser."
H. "beegley" [bee-glee] n. (N.B. this word’s official meaning is still under dispute.) 1. One of your close friends. 2. An African-American. 3. An idiot. Ex. "Where’s that beegley headed to now?"
I. "Tebo’d" [Tee-bow-ed] v. 1. Being ruthlessly attacked by someone, most often in the form of a running headbutt. This defintion originates from a former classmate who would literally head butt walls at full speed. Ex. "Oh shit, son, you got Tebo’d!"
J. "Bubba Smash" [bub-ba-sm-ash] n. 1. Jim Landis’s (Bubba‘s) special move, often performed when his special meter is at the maximum. 2. Being attacked by Jim Landis, which ends in immediate cessation of all life functions. Ex. "Bubbq Smash!"
K. "gat" [gah-t] adj. 1. A combination of "gay" and "fat", usually used in disapproval of a friend’s actions and/or behavioral processes. Ex. "Riyath’s been getting so gat lately, I‘m gonna punch him."
L. "trey" [tr-ehy] n. 1. To shoot a three-pointer in basketball. 2. To give someone some time alone. Ex. "Let him trey, dude, it’s not worth it."
M. "skibby" [skih-bee] n., v. 1. The card game "skat". Usually followed by the question "Four fibbys on a dibby?" which means "Will we play with four folds on a dollar?" Ex. "You wanna skibby it up after lunch?"
N. "domepiece" [dohm-pee-cs] n. 1. Originated from "dome", which is slang for a head or for oral sex. 2. Someone’s face, or facial area. Ex. "Right in his domepiece!"