Impractical jokes

[mr_morrissey]

Today I dropped my calzone when Gary jumped out at me from behind a pillar in the catacombs, dressed as a ghost. I'm sure the hotel chambermaids will have something to say about there being eye-holes cut into one of their sheets, not to mention there being a quantity of tomato sauce smeared on it from my poor calzone.Honestly, you can't take these

Comments

[ex_jenniepan481]

Aw, dont be too hard on ol Gaz!

[mr_morrissey]

I wouldn't be, if he hadn't spoilt my lunch. :(

[ex_jenniepan481]

If you punish him, can I watch?

[mr_morrissey]

Oh, if it comes to that, it won't be something for an innocent young lady such as yourself to witness.

[ex_jenniepan481]

Im about as innoccent as your Mr. Day!

[mr_morrissey]

Mr Day is as pure as the driven sleet, I'll have you know.

[ex_jenniepan481]

Im sure he is....all the way down to his flick knife!