May 27, 2005 20:36
When I discovered that Queen Victoria was unable to give me a personal guided tour of Osbourne House, I had no choice but to cancel the gig on the Isle of Wight.
Deano: I'm sorry for what I said about your hair. Yes, I still won't back down on my opinion that a mohawk isn't in the same league as a quiff, but won't you please reconsider my offer of wearing a wig?
PS: Does anyone have Spencer's phone number?