Trouble looming
What's a 'fluffer'?*
Jed has threatened to leave unless I pay him more. He says he'd rather work at SpecSavers. I peeked into his holdall the other day and was rather distressed that he'd filled it with glasses - the man has a spectacles fetish! It was like the magpie in that episode of Father Ted when it keeps stealing Father Jack's new specs. I was slightly horrified. It reminded me of finding my mother's suspender belt in the laundry as a child. I didn't want to confront Jed with my find, but the moment arrived too fast. There he was, demanding a payrise, threatening to get a job at SpecSavers, and before I could stop myself, there it was... I said to him, "Yes, you'd like that, you specatacles pervert, you!"
Well, it was out in the open then. He burst into tears, my poor little Jed, and he said he was very sorry. So I took him to SpecSavers to calm him down, and he says he'll seek help. Just as long as I stop wearing contact lenses and revert to my glasses again.
It was all very painful. And he still wants a payrise.
*It's alright. Lyn just told me. Oh dear. Oh-dear-oh-dear-oh-dear! Boz appears to have a fanclub of lusty old women!
Jed has threatened to leave unless I pay him more. He says he'd rather work at SpecSavers. I peeked into his holdall the other day and was rather distressed that he'd filled it with glasses - the man has a spectacles fetish! It was like the magpie in that episode of Father Ted when it keeps stealing Father Jack's new specs. I was slightly horrified. It reminded me of finding my mother's suspender belt in the laundry as a child. I didn't want to confront Jed with my find, but the moment arrived too fast. There he was, demanding a payrise, threatening to get a job at SpecSavers, and before I could stop myself, there it was... I said to him, "Yes, you'd like that, you specatacles pervert, you!"
Well, it was out in the open then. He burst into tears, my poor little Jed, and he said he was very sorry. So I took him to SpecSavers to calm him down, and he says he'll seek help. Just as long as I stop wearing contact lenses and revert to my glasses again.
It was all very painful. And he still wants a payrise.
*It's alright. Lyn just told me. Oh dear. Oh-dear-oh-dear-oh-dear! Boz appears to have a fanclub of lusty old women!