Fifth Edition

[mr_mildmannered]

Well, I'm finally recovered from the previous few days excitement. Seems getting caught in the rain gave me a terrible cold so I was holed up in my room for a little bit. I was still able to make it out to survey the battle and make notes however. I'm glad to know no-one got seriously injured

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[stfu_im_praying]

It was fucking AWESOME, I'll tell you that.

[Of course he would think so. He got a little axe scythe crazy out there.]

[mr_mildmannered]

I get the impression that if I ever interview you for the archives that I'll have to censor you so heavily your testimony will make barely any sense.

[stfu_im_praying]

[Naruto canon: Barely making any sense since 2001!]

Ha ha ha, I do admit, I don't fucking make sense at times. Although, that was due to the fact that I got a little wasted.

I have free time at this moment, so I sure as hell wouldn't mind. But, if you don't want to, then I understand.

[mr_mildmannered]

Wasted. Charming.

I value everyone's input, Hidan. While I don't agree with your views or endorse your lifestyle, that's not what accurate reporting is about. I can't just chose to write about things that I like or it's no longer 'Archiving and record keeping' - it becomes 'The world according to Clark Kent' and that's not why I'm here.

I can either interview you through the network this way, or, we could meet in person. Whichever is best for you.

[stfu_im_praying]

Ah, so you're not discriminative. I like that in a person, seriously.

Hmm...I guess you can interview me through this network. Because I am kind fucking lazy at the moment, aaa. So, ask me whatever the fuck you want~.

[mr_mildmannered]

Not at all. In fact, one of the reasons I took this job was to meet people of different cultures and from different places, and I spent years in my own world travelling to different countries to seek those same differences.

Alright, I will.

You were fighting outside the castle in the city, correct? Describe the enemy to me in detail - how did they move and what seemed to be their primary objective?

[stfu_im_praying]

Neat~.

Of course! I wouldn't give up the chance to go fight outside, even if it was raining! As for the enemy, some of them seemed to move as if they were part of the shadows, so maybe a little like gliding? As for their objective, I really don't fucking know. They seemed to finally attack us when we got away from the castle, and man, were there shitloads of them doing so.

[mr_mildmannered]

o they were trying to overwhelm you with sheer numbers? From what I hear they weren't terribly strong as individuals. You've been seen to use an interesting Scythe looking weapon - Am I to assume you used it on those creatures, and if so, how effective was it against them?

[stfu_im_praying]

Heh, got that right. If it were to repeat a hundred times, they'd still get their asses beat.

Yup! I definitely don't leave anywhere without it, since that is my main weapon. And, as for that, it was actually very effective. It only took 2 or 3 slices for them to die. The only exception to that was that huge fucking fatass of a monster that stood in the way of Industrial City. Or Section. I can't remember which it was called.

[mr_mildmannered]

Now, when it came to the largest of the monsters, how was it defeated in the end? I didn't make it out as far as they Industrial district so a description of the beat would be helpful.

[stfu_im_praying]

Let's see...we tried to take it out the usual way, but for some reason, it didn't work, as it only just wobbled a bit. Then, Jon leapt up on its back and started attacking it, which made it stagger more. So, apparently the weak point was on its back, and we all aimed at it until it finally fell. Good thing too, as that was one tough motherfucker, seriously.

[mr_mildmannered]

Did it attack at all?

[stfu_im_praying]

If you could call going down on purpose and trying to squish everyone in it's path that, then yes.

[mr_mildmannered]

So he tried to use his weight to harm his assailants? Interesting. So, the weak spot was to be found on the monsters back - Once it was defeated, what was the next step?

[stfu_im_praying]

We had to close some huge-ass door that was just up ahead. It seems that all of those shadowy little fuckers came out of there, and that was the chaos of all the insanity that went on. Some of the others tried to wade through what was like a sea of nasty shit, while Jon and I passed them overhead with the extend-able rope that's attached to my scythe. Eventually, we managed to close the damn thing, but man! It sure as hell was fucking tiring having to go through all that just for some damned door!