To all of my thowsinds of frends hoo read this - ilov eyou
Today I farted and a little bit of shit came out.
that wus fun
Anyways..... Totoro said it hates me now because I licked the frosting off of its cupcake. Then in a fit of rage she pooped out our son->
The spitting image of his mother right?
The McDonald's down the street is closing tomorrow, I cried when I found out, then I farted.
That wass myne day.