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за эту ржаку спасибо Urban Dictionary...
Christianity
The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yeah, makes perfect sense.
Christianity is, in fact, a religion.
by Anonymous Rationalist April 28, 2007
Islam
A religion of peace which teaches that it is proper to eliminate people who question its peacefulness.
Allahu Akbar, Islam is going to take over what's left of the world.
by rocketman77049 December 02, 2009
Islam
A religion of perpetual outrage and violence. It's followers have a dangerous preoccupation with death.
They keep saying Islam means peace, but that was a misspelling, for piece. Like they want a piece of you me and everyone who isn't a Muslim!
by AngelaWest September 17, 2006
Islam
Islam - the belief that an illiterate merchant in a cave became the stenographer of a sky fairy, recording the infallible word of the sky fairy's boss, after which time said illiterate merchant rose into the sky on a winged horse. Among other peaceful precepts, this belief will earn you 72 virgins in the sky, provided you strap an explosive device to yourself, and set off said device in a place calculated to kill as many innocent bystanders as possible.
Allah: "Gabriel, deliver the word of Islam to Mohammed."
Gabriel: "But, Mohammed is illiterate."
Allah: "Remind him to boot up his voice dictation software."
by panflutejedi December 31, 2009
А вот про иудаизм у них несмешно вообще (понятно почему)... Зато есть замечательная дефиниция слова Jew:
jew
A southern bastardization and contraction of the two words "did you".
Jack: "Hey Steve, jew fuck Stacy last night?"
Steve: "No, jew?"
Jack: "No."
by Carl Pickens March 20, 2007
фсе чьотко, не подкопаешься...
Christianity
The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yeah, makes perfect sense.
Christianity is, in fact, a religion.
by Anonymous Rationalist April 28, 2007
Islam
A religion of peace which teaches that it is proper to eliminate people who question its peacefulness.
Allahu Akbar, Islam is going to take over what's left of the world.
by rocketman77049 December 02, 2009
Islam
A religion of perpetual outrage and violence. It's followers have a dangerous preoccupation with death.
They keep saying Islam means peace, but that was a misspelling, for piece. Like they want a piece of you me and everyone who isn't a Muslim!
by AngelaWest September 17, 2006
Islam
Islam - the belief that an illiterate merchant in a cave became the stenographer of a sky fairy, recording the infallible word of the sky fairy's boss, after which time said illiterate merchant rose into the sky on a winged horse. Among other peaceful precepts, this belief will earn you 72 virgins in the sky, provided you strap an explosive device to yourself, and set off said device in a place calculated to kill as many innocent bystanders as possible.
Allah: "Gabriel, deliver the word of Islam to Mohammed."
Gabriel: "But, Mohammed is illiterate."
Allah: "Remind him to boot up his voice dictation software."
by panflutejedi December 31, 2009
А вот про иудаизм у них несмешно вообще (понятно почему)... Зато есть замечательная дефиниция слова Jew:
jew
A southern bastardization and contraction of the two words "did you".
Jack: "Hey Steve, jew fuck Stacy last night?"
Steve: "No, jew?"
Jack: "No."
by Carl Pickens March 20, 2007
фсе чьотко, не подкопаешься...