...as se7en plays in the background
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? jamie...cockeyed girl i work with
2. What is your weapon of choice? my car
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? probly not
4. How about of the same sex? definitely
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? i piss a lot of people of????
6. What is your pet peeve? stupidity ignorance messing up my dvds i could go on....and on.....and on
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? absolutely
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you have not done in a long time? im drawing a blank
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 1030ish pm...last year was fucked up
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? tre?
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? i had to pick up my brother from school?...today, reason for being late...leading to my being pissed off at jamie...the cockeyed girl i work with
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? almost on a weeklly basis
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? yesterday...today is the day off?
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? never snooze
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? grey goose...worth every penny....hmmm...another blank
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? meat is meat
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? affirmitive
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? spicy
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"? no
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? lalala
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? ditto
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? all the time
4. Have you "done it"? done wut?
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? eyes...back
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? no
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? yes....error proof test my ass
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 1
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? suncoast best buy any dvd store
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? mc laren f1 gt or bugatti 16/4 veyron eb tough choice
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? hell yea
6. Have you ever stolen anything? heh...only by accident
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 2 and a half...?
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? asshole for a year(ish)
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? perfect attendance???thats all ive got
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? clogging up an industrial strength toilet
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? i HATE losing
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? no
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? no...yes
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? not today...but the other day i put a kid in time out for a while for doing the cabbage patch
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? jungle book dvd
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? trading spaces???
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? jack
4. Have you ever been cheated on? fun stuff...eh?
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? of course not im perfect
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? motivation...or not, wutever
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? yes...i wish i was a fucking loser with no time on my hands
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? probly have to go with.....ummm anger, or pride
1. Who did you last get angry with? jamie...cockeyed girl i work with
2. What is your weapon of choice? my car
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? probly not
4. How about of the same sex? definitely
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? i piss a lot of people of????
6. What is your pet peeve? stupidity ignorance messing up my dvds i could go on....and on.....and on
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? absolutely
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you have not done in a long time? im drawing a blank
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 1030ish pm...last year was fucked up
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? tre?
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? i had to pick up my brother from school?...today, reason for being late...leading to my being pissed off at jamie...the cockeyed girl i work with
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? almost on a weeklly basis
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? yesterday...today is the day off?
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? never snooze
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? grey goose...worth every penny....hmmm...another blank
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? meat is meat
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? affirmitive
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? spicy
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"? no
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? lalala
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? ditto
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? all the time
4. Have you "done it"? done wut?
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? eyes...back
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? no
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? yes....error proof test my ass
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 1
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? suncoast best buy any dvd store
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? mc laren f1 gt or bugatti 16/4 veyron eb tough choice
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? hell yea
6. Have you ever stolen anything? heh...only by accident
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 2 and a half...?
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? asshole for a year(ish)
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? perfect attendance???thats all ive got
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? clogging up an industrial strength toilet
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? i HATE losing
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? no
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? no...yes
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? not today...but the other day i put a kid in time out for a while for doing the cabbage patch
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? jungle book dvd
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? trading spaces???
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? jack
4. Have you ever been cheated on? fun stuff...eh?
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? of course not im perfect
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? motivation...or not, wutever
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? yes...i wish i was a fucking loser with no time on my hands
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? probly have to go with.....ummm anger, or pride