so....funny story- with some sarcasm?!?

[mr_jasco]

so i wake up nice and early to take my brothers to school and daycare....im in a fairly good mood for 7 or so in the morning...making odd noises and saying random things...so im off and driving when i hear "whos bud light is this?" coming from my little brother, who is some what of a taddle tale and im guessing assumes that its mine and that i am drunk cuz of the way im acting... then without thinking much i respond "fucking slut" because this beer belongs to, well yea a fucking slut...so, turns this story really isnt all that funny cuz well i get to wait all day for my brother to tell my dad about the beer in my car, which may not be so bad be it not that i have a warrant out for my arrest along with a hefty fine, and the fact that im using "bad language" ...oh, theres also a uh, tampon in the back, im assuming it also belongs to this same person, fucker

so...here, if youre wondering, is a picture of the drunken slutty kelly osbourne wanna be,and nick & joe, and another of the items she carelessly left in my car, thanks a fucking lot





oh, and i got a new e-mail address in case anyone cares to know, from now on u can send me crap at elizabeths_a_slut@hotmail.com