Tell me a story...

[mr_jaeger]

Tell me a story!

Comments

[glowbelly]

love it

[mr_jaeger]

GLAD!

[unnerving]

for some reason, this is even better than i anticipated.

silly git, now you've gone and ruined a perfectly good morning with smiles.

[mr_jaeger]

Terribly sorry about that.

I assure you, it won't happen again.

[protoclown]

I see you've gone insane.

[mr_jaeger]

I beg to differ!
Well I don't! What's all this 'gone' nonsense?
What's to argue about the word, 'gone'?
Well, we'veBEEN there, haven't we?
I don't think we have.
Yes, but you lack perspective.
Do not.
Oh, i'm not getting into this again with you, immature boy.
Harridan.
Twunt.

[protoclown]

Why in God's Holy Hell is a "twunt"?

And if you dare to tell me it's actually a cross between "twat" and "cunt", then God help you.

[mr_jaeger]

Well, then clearly I'm not going to be the one to tell you that. But you didn't put any such restriction on other people telling you in my stead. Kathryn! Kat, dear? That was in the part that was me doing an impersonation of you, so clearly you're the best qualified to explain to this poor, misguided colonial what 'twunt' is meant to mean.

If you would be ever so kind?

[rhubarbrapini]

i read 3 lines said what the fuck and skipped the rest you poor sick demented man you

[mr_jaeger]

You suckhole.

[iceypyro]

I think someone's been looking at too much british comedy.

Although, I didn't say that was bad...

[mr_jaeger]

Even better! Too much talking to a comical englishperson.

I get it straight from the source!