Cannonball Run
So tomorrow at around 5:00 in the AM my father and I shall be embarking on a quest.
Our destination: Clearwater, Florida
Total distance: 1904 miles
ETA: Sometime Sunday afternoon
Food Supplies:
- 12-pack Vanilla Coke
- 8-pack red Gatorade
- 2 packets Teriyaki Beef Jerky
- 1 packet Twizzlers
- 3 Courtland apples
- 1 bag Lays BBQ potato chips
- 1 bag Lays Sour Cream & Onion potato chips
- 3 Kilos pure Cocaine
Songs on iPod: 2219
People in car: 2 (my father and me, unless we pick up a drifter or two and kill them for fun)
Shotgun shells: 40
Digital Camera: Check
Clothes: Check
Gas for car: Check
Radar detector: Nope
Level of awesomeness of this trip on a scale of 1-10: 27
So yeah, I'm pretty excited. The only states on the trip I haven't been to are the two Carolinas. I asked my dad if we could lynch someone when we get to South Carolina, but he said no. Oh well. I asked if we could find a KKK rally at night and throw stuff at the klansmen, but he also said no. Dammit.
Since we finally have a digital camera, I'll try to take pictures and have my dad send them to me when I get back and he gets access to a computer. I'll be sure to update and tell you all everything about my vacation.
Vaya con Dios
- Dan Man