!101! Van jokes!
Just got back with our new Diesel van!
Leave for tour tomorrow.
Will be back the end of March.
Now I will begin Livejournal writing my greatest work yet "101 van jokes". in the same vein as the classic "101 Pickle jokes" book by Bob Vlasic himself.
Q: Who is our vehicles favorite action star?
A: VAN Diesel!
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Q: What happened to the automobile when the magician said "Abra Kadabra"?
A: It VANished!
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Q: Who is our diesel's favorite actor in the 60s Batman series?
A: VANcent Price!
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Q: What crime is most commonly committed with our automobile?
A: VANdalism!
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Q: What did King Diesel say to the Knight of Corvettes?
A: You are VANquished!
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Q: What was our van's favorite answer on the geometry exam?
A: 8 Cylinders!
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Q: What did the van say when it couldn't pull the trailer?
A: It's too chevy!
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Q: What would happen if our vehicle overthrew the government?
A: VNdemonium would break loose!
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Q: What did the Cancer free automobile say to the doctor?
A: I feel VANtastic!
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Q: Why didn't our vehicle want leather seats?
A: They're too VANcy
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Q: Who is our automobile's favorite all time musican?
A: Van Morrison
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Q: Who is our vehicles favorite hair band?
A: Van Halen!
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Q: Why couldn't our Auto find a decent hotel at SXSW?
A: There were no VANcancies
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Q: Who's our Automobiles favorite country singer?
A: Townes VAN Zandt!
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Q: Where did our vehicle go to get a snack?
A: The VANding machines!
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That is all for now...yes I know they're amazing.
Seeju all.
much love.
Leave for tour tomorrow.
Will be back the end of March.
Now I will begin Livejournal writing my greatest work yet "101 van jokes". in the same vein as the classic "101 Pickle jokes" book by Bob Vlasic himself.
Q: Who is our vehicles favorite action star?
A: VAN Diesel!
---
Q: What happened to the automobile when the magician said "Abra Kadabra"?
A: It VANished!
---
Q: Who is our diesel's favorite actor in the 60s Batman series?
A: VANcent Price!
---
Q: What crime is most commonly committed with our automobile?
A: VANdalism!
---
Q: What did King Diesel say to the Knight of Corvettes?
A: You are VANquished!
---
Q: What was our van's favorite answer on the geometry exam?
A: 8 Cylinders!
---
Q: What did the van say when it couldn't pull the trailer?
A: It's too chevy!
---
Q: What would happen if our vehicle overthrew the government?
A: VNdemonium would break loose!
---
Q: What did the Cancer free automobile say to the doctor?
A: I feel VANtastic!
---
Q: Why didn't our vehicle want leather seats?
A: They're too VANcy
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Q: Who is our automobile's favorite all time musican?
A: Van Morrison
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Q: Who is our vehicles favorite hair band?
A: Van Halen!
---
Q: Why couldn't our Auto find a decent hotel at SXSW?
A: There were no VANcancies
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Q: Who's our Automobiles favorite country singer?
A: Townes VAN Zandt!
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Q: Where did our vehicle go to get a snack?
A: The VANding machines!
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That is all for now...yes I know they're amazing.
Seeju all.
much love.