OOC, totally whoa

Sep 21, 2006 22:45

This is really OOC, and has little to do with Vair, but I figured I'd post it here so that people can steal the meme for their own uses :'D

Choose twelve of your original characters in any particular order (NO PEEKING AT THE QUESTIONS AT THIS STAGE!). Then, answer the questions that follow.

Oh no :'D This never bodes well.

1 Pen Chastler (groupieorg)
2 Vair Benrin (Parasitus Regalis)
3 Aunamee (groupieorg)
4 Automatism, aka Eric Macintyre (Night Vision Inc)
5 The prince (Parasitus Regalis)
6 Doctor Caligari, aka Noah Grey (Night Vision Inc)
7 Thisbe Kylling (grouieorg)
8 Pons, aka Kevin Macintyre (Night Vision Inc)
9 Circe Invis (groupieorg)
10 Pattern, aka Sophia (Parasitus Regalis)
11 Aldose Safford (Parasitus Regalis)
12 Pavor Nocturnus, aka John Vallen (Night Vision Inc)

Questions, ah!!


01. Who would make a better college prof., 6 or 11?

God, I'd hate for Aldose to be my teacher :'D he'd be so AWFUL AND MEAN. He's got his little emotional sadistic tendancies, and he's so snobish, I'd probably kill myself :'D Caligari really has little confidence (and is super awkward) though, so that could be annoying. At least he's nice! I'd take him.

02. Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

Vair? :'D Several people have told me they think he's hot. I guess he is pretty good looking, but there's something about him that's very childish/naive and I would feel very guilty about thinking "thoughts" XD

03. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Oh god, missions XDD Pavor and Pons are in the same universe, and Pavor has a bit more power, so it would make sense, at least! He might tell him to collect good nightmare data, maybe, but Pons wouldn't be bothered to do that :'D he'd probably rope in a random underling in the hallway to do it for him (politely, mind you!)

04. What is or would be 9's favorite book?

For some reason, I see him as liking... something philosophical, I guess :'D Sartre. Hell is other people, aaaaaah.

05. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

Hahaaha :'D Both Vair and Caligari are really REALLY followers, probably more so than a lot of my other characters. They'd both try to hold the other in some sort of high light, I bet.

06. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should (s)he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?

Oh :'''D Well, since The prince is a walking hallucination (well, Vair's at least), I can't imagine either of them wanting to room with him. Pattern has quite a bit more self control, however, and would be able to handle it better than Circe, who'd be all "omgwtfbbq insanity." Though really, the only place he belongs is in Vair's headspace. :'D *firm nod*

The prince I wrote for my "Weeping Willow" one act play, however, DOES exist in real life and isn't a hallucination. Of course, he's a backstabbing, self-centered, high-spoken jerk in that version (more so than he should be!) so that solves nothing.

07. 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

Vair, Thisbe, and Pavor, eh? :'''D Pavor's got more sanity/self-control in his elbow than they have in their entire bodies, but he'd be able to keep Thisbe calm and Vair entertained, I'm sure! They'd discuss, uh... none of them have anything to do with each other XDD They'd greet each other, and maybe talk about... scholarly things. XD I don't knooow. I can see Pavor lecturing them, however.

08. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?

Oh gods :'D Oh gods. Someone tell Pattern to write her will RIGHT. NOW.

09. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would (s)he get it back?

Why do I think that Pons and Pen would somewhat get along? XD hahaha, but really, I wouldn't put it past Pen to steal something (ALL FOR SCIENCE. IT'S ALL FOR SCIENCE, DAMMIT.) Pons might try to grab it back, and, if failing, tackle Pen to the ground and make threats and whatnot :'D Pons, while interested in bettering humanity, would not appreciate the stealage. I'm under the impression he can be pretty nasty if need be.

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both obtain what they most desire.

Pavor... and Thisbe. Pavor wants... to mind-control people. Thisbe is... mind-controlled. Dudes!

omgomgomg. I really want to call the story "Double Blind Method." :'''D *psychology geekage*

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

Work... together? XD (oh shit, that limits experimenting on people :'D) Auto is really fascinated by human behavior, and would totally help Pen out with an experiment involving that without a second's hesitation (morals, what?)

12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

I... would... speak... very... carefully :'D

13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

Wait, what? WHAT? THIS CANNOT BE. O___O

*recovers*

I would, uh, get him to convince people to do what I wanted them to :'D on certain occasions.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

I got him comissioned once! But most of my friends list just backs away sloooowly from him, or yell at him for being a snobby jerk XD

15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?

HE FOLLOWS THE PRINCE, BOW DOWN TO THE PRINCE, PLEASE BOW DOWN.

16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?

Pattern... doesn't... shout... :'D She can make strategic gurgling noises, and a sort of yell, but like HELL she's putting herself through that sort of disgrace :'D

17. If you chose a song to represent 8, what song would you choose?

Oh, awesome :'D Pons? Nellie McKay's Respectable, for sure.

he's a grown man
and he wears a tie
and his laugh is hard and fast
he's a old man
far before his time
and his jacket holds a flask
and he tried to do good
and he tried
to do right
so he did what he could
but he had to subscribe
to the rules of the tribe

and more :'D

18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Caligari is super passive, so no. Pavor has really good manners, so no. I don't think Pen has too much tact :'D ha.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?

Vair and Pattern, wtf :'D OTP, clearly (wait, what?) If Vair was ever to use a pick-up line, it'll probably be a merging of two well known pick up lines, or a literal translation, and wouldn't make much sense or work very well :'D

20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Apparently, eating people alive is sort of frowned upon :'D

21. What is 6's secret?

He's scared. He's scared as hell. Not that it's very hard to tell, but really XD

22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Circe is probably in a lot better shape than Al, I'd imagine.

23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Pons is nice and comforting and gentleman-like, and can probably fight a little, but I think Thisbe would REALLY REALLY TEAR PEOPLE APART :'D though I'd feel bad about taking advantage of his crazy temper, so maybe Pons would be better?

24. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?

Whoa, wait, I think the sinister secret org belongs to number 3 :'D.

MOVING ON.

Pen and Circe team up to fight Auto's org? :'D actually, that almost makes sense. I wouldn't be surprised if Aldose was a spy. He has shame, mind you, but I'm sure he'd play dirty if need be XD And actually, I think Auto WOULD kidnap Pavor.

And the prince is full of wise advise. Please ignore the fact he is a figment of your imagiantion, HE KNOWS WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT.

And I love how Aunamee saves the day against an evil organiation. snarf. SNARF.

This would be called... er... oh gods. I've got nothing.
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