A Plea for the Embattled Democratic Republic of Flay
In as little as 25 days, the exalted leader Edwinbashi of the DRF will face a crisis. The entire property of the small nation will be stranded many miles from shelter, without recourse to transportation, and with few allies in the area to protect it from bears.
This is a plea for help. Just a few hours of heavy lifting and driving of boxes from one side of London to another could avert a potential catastrophe of apocalyptic proportions. Just a few hours of your assistance could improve the standard of living for an entire nation, which will benefit from clean running water and a washing machine, to say nothing of solid, uncompromised shelter and nearby food supplies.
We are seeking volunteers from those amongst you who have cars/jeeps/vans. Please drive our books and sundry stuff to safety. We can pay you in beer, pizza, and hugs, plus the cost of your petrol.
Please. Give a little time on March 8th. Gain a lot of love.
This is a plea for help. Just a few hours of heavy lifting and driving of boxes from one side of London to another could avert a potential catastrophe of apocalyptic proportions. Just a few hours of your assistance could improve the standard of living for an entire nation, which will benefit from clean running water and a washing machine, to say nothing of solid, uncompromised shelter and nearby food supplies.
We are seeking volunteers from those amongst you who have cars/jeeps/vans. Please drive our books and sundry stuff to safety. We can pay you in beer, pizza, and hugs, plus the cost of your petrol.
Please. Give a little time on March 8th. Gain a lot of love.