I've got a womam, six feet four, sleeps in the kitchen with her feet out the door!

May 10, 2006 22:35

Fuck. Do you know what really pisses me off? When you're in a room with two other people, a couple perhaps, and they start kissing and making out. You're just sitting there trying to watch tv, read, or just fucking sit there then all of a sudden, BAM! It is not the fact that they're making out that pissed me off. It is the fucking sound they make. Fuck. that sloppy, wet sound is fucking annoying, but do they care? Fuck no! They just keep going at it, almost they expect YOU to leave. Screw that noise! How would they like it if they were just sitting there and I stood behind them and started to beat off as noisy as possible? If you want to make out, go somewhere private, you dicks. Seriously.

These two dicks from West were being huge wieners on the bus home today. Fuck, I hate the people who work there. It is like their brain waves fluctuate on some unique level of stupidity. To make a long rant short, I smiled as I imgined myself killing one of them Blade Runner style; grasping their head in my hand and pushing into their eyes sockets with my thumbs as they scream, blood running down my arms. Fraser please inform West that I hate them, if you would be so kind, and that I intend to push the building over.

I am now a "Picker" at work. meaning I shop for other people. basicly. whoooo

This week is pay week.

WEEKEND! HATS!
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