[Code: First entry] There's no place like evil lair! (Backdated to Saturday morning)

[mr_eviloverlord]

{A: Action - Housemates}
-- location: 1448 Mitchell Road
-- time: Around 8am

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A. ETERNALLY LATE I AM SO SORRY 1/?

[thataccent]

[Was that a shriek?]

2/?

[thataccent]

[...who is in the house. Not a drone, nope.]

3/?

[thataccent]

[JUST GONNA BE GRABBING A BASEBALL BAT. In need of a damn cricket bat damn it.]

4/4

[thataccent]

[UP THE STAIRS WITH THE BASEBALL BAT.

TO SEE--

A MAN WITH HIS HEAD IN THE HALLWAY OH GOD WHO IS THAT]

Who the hell are you?!

[mr_eviloverlord]

Aha! [Flings the door open and steps into the hallway in a dramatic pose.]

It seems that I should be the one asking that question, abductress! Who do you work for?

[thataccent]

[FLABBERGASTED. ABSOLUTELY FLABBERGASTED.

...what is this even.

Give her a moment.

Yep, just gonna burst out laughing.]

"Abductress"? And what's with that pose?

[mr_eviloverlord]

[HOW DARE SHE-... Subtly glimpses down at himself and realizes that he's wearing pajamas. And oh yeah, he's not his creepy blue self anymore. Right. He relaxes his stance a bit, but still looks blatantly accusatory.]

Yes, ABDUCTRESS. Why else would I be here? It's obvious that this was a plot! ... A plot for what purpose, I'm not sure of yet. But you're just dying to tell me, aren't you?!

[thataccent]

Um, no, no plot. [She rolls her eyes, still laughing and trying to catch her breath.]

Sorry, you've gotten dragged in here, but I didn't do it.

[mr_eviloverlord]

[He's not quite sure if he believes her and he seems to be a bit indignant at her laughter.]

Well, then... I demand you take me to the one who did at once so that I may show him what's what!

[thataccent]

If I could do that, you think I'd still be here? [Lord, this man's strange, but the kind of strange that makes her giggle.

She's seen weirder, at any rate.]

[mr_eviloverlord]

Oh. Right. [He's sort of pouting now because she's continuing to laugh at him but he doesn't let it throw him from the task at hand.]

Well then, can I at least know where I am? And whose tastelessly decorated house this is? [He scrunches his nose as he glances around.]

[thataccent]

This place is called Mayfield. [She's starting to stop laughing a bit.] Suppose this house is mine; I used to share it with this other bloke.

[mr_eviloverlord]

Mah-fee-eld... [Her accent has confused him. Just go with it.

He then looks at her with one eyebrow raised.] Other... "bloke"? I see. [He's obviously judging.]

And now I'm the replacement, is that it? What did you do with the other "bloke", huh?

[Determined to take control of the situation, Megamind pushes past her and begins investigating the hallway and other bedrooms.]

[thataccent]

I didn't do anything with him. This place just sort of...makes people disappear sometimes.

And then drags others in. [She watches him look around, cocking an eyebrow.]

Having fun? [All the sarcasm for you, bro.]

[mr_eviloverlord]

No. No I am not. [He turns to face her with a stomp of his foot, showing his blatant distaste of the situation.]

Look, is there a train station nearby? Can you at least tell me what state I'm in?

[thataccent]

[Did you really just stomp your foot oh gosh you did.

Are you five.]

Nope, no train. And I'd tell you if I knew, but I'm just as clueless as you are.