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I Ate Us
(blows cobwebs)
(rubs eyes)
(sneezes)
(mutters something about dust allergies)
So, four and a bit years since my last post here, and the world doesn't seem to have changed much at all. I obviously need to write more. -
Snow more jello, ma
Well it was cold. Colder than I’ve ever been. But at other times it was warm. Yes, warmer than I’ve ever been. These Finns are crazy, what with their freezing temperatures and their ridiculously hot saunas. Their weakness for reindeer and mash though, I can well understand.
( Crazy dogs.... ) -
What i lerned today
So here I am in unsunny Lapland, having successfully negotiated the tricky getting-on-a-chartered flight and filtering out the noise of the children on the plane by watching Heroes on my laptop at high volume. Initial thoughts ( Read more... ) -
Colon, feel the noise
I’d been thinking for some time now about cleaning out my insides. ( The logic is seductive... ) -
that's one mighty election
I haven’t written a great deal about the US elections thus far as I didn’t want to unduly influence the outcome. But now it appears to be over, I can loosen my belt, squint my face and let rip....
( The muslim guy... ) -
Nobody told me...
...that John McCain = R-AZ.
Typical. -
When Harry matzo Erasmy
A man’s gotta have ambitions. ( Read more... ) -
Cutting
"The past is history, the future mystery ( Read more... ) -
when inter-border and trans-dimensional travel clash...
Crikey:
The Blaine border guard explained that Feldmar had been pulled out of the line as part of a random search. He seemed friendly, even as he took away Feldmar's passport and car keys. While the contents of his car were being searched, Feldmar and the officer talked. He asked Feldmar what profession he was in.
When Feldmar said he was ( Read more... )
