The most randomest randomness

Jul 19, 2006 03:17

[02:44] WillRoxUrSox: omg
[02:44] hotrockerdude24: ?
[02:44] *** Auto-response sent to hotrockerdude24: if i don't answer... text/call the cellie.
786-222-9525
[02:44] hotrockerdude24: lol
[02:44] WillRoxUrSox: hi :)
[02:44] hotrockerdude24: hey
[02:44] hotrockerdude24: whats up?
[02:44] WillRoxUrSox: lol
[02:44] WillRoxUrSox: nada much
[02:44] WillRoxUrSox: bored
[02:44] hotrockerdude24: eh
[02:44] hotrockerdude24: same
[02:45] WillRoxUrSox: omg omg omg
[02:45] hotrockerdude24: you know what u owe me
[02:45] WillRoxUrSox: come nigger knocking with me
[02:45] WillRoxUrSox: ?
[02:45] hotrockerdude24: an "i told you so" blunt
[02:45] WillRoxUrSox: besitos?
[02:45] hotrockerdude24: lol
[02:45] WillRoxUrSox: LOL
[02:45] WillRoxUrSox: why?
[02:45] hotrockerdude24: and besitos
[02:45] WillRoxUrSox: lmao
[02:45] hotrockerdude24: CUZ I SAID U WERE GONNA END UP DOIN IT
[02:45] WillRoxUrSox: doing what?
[02:45] hotrockerdude24: smokin
[02:45] hotrockerdude24: but alas
[02:45] WillRoxUrSox: oh
[02:45] WillRoxUrSox: LOL
[02:45] hotrockerdude24: i must go
[02:46] WillRoxUrSox: i can get you a blunt
[02:46] WillRoxUrSox: or 2
[02:46] WillRoxUrSox: or 3
[02:46] WillRoxUrSox: depends on what we get this weekend
[02:46] hotrockerdude24: !
[02:46] hotrockerdude24: lol
[02:46] hotrockerdude24: holler
[02:47] WillRoxUrSox: you neve ranswer
[02:48] hotrockerdude24: ?
[02:48] hotrockerdude24: lol
[02:49] WillRoxUrSox: i called you a couple of days ago
[02:49] WillRoxUrSox: about the rolls
[02:49] WillRoxUrSox: and you didnt answer
[02:49] WillRoxUrSox: but you responded to my text :P
[02:49] hotrockerdude24: lol
[02:49] hotrockerdude24: hmmm i dotn see why i wouldnt pick up
[02:52] WillRoxUrSox: mhmm
[02:52] WillRoxUrSox: i know you got my money, nigguh
[02:52] hotrockerdude24: !?
[02:52] hotrockerdude24: WHAT?
[02:52] hotrockerdude24: lmao what money?
[02:53] WillRoxUrSox: mhmm
[02:53] WillRoxUrSox: my mutha fuckin' money, hoe!
[02:53] WillRoxUrSox: WHERE MY MONEY AT, NIGGA?1?
[02:53] WillRoxUrSox: *grabs pistol*
[02:53] hotrockerdude24: ::runs::
[02:53] hotrockerdude24: igtg
[02:53] hotrockerdude24: no more money talk until ...umm
[02:53] hotrockerdude24: call me tomm
[02:53] hotrockerdude24: lol
[02:54] WillRoxUrSox: lol
[02:54] WillRoxUrSox: ok hoe
[02:54] WillRoxUrSox: yuo better have my money
[02:54] WillRoxUrSox: or else
[02:54] WillRoxUrSox: *pistol whips*
[02:54] hotrockerdude24: yes big jojo
[02:54] WillRoxUrSox: that's how i like it
[02:54] WillRoxUrSox: LOL
[02:54] hotrockerdude24: lmao
[02:54] hotrockerdude24: dummy
[02:54] WillRoxUrSox: nigger
[02:54] WillRoxUrSox: lol
[02:55] hotrockerdude24: yay
[02:55] hotrockerdude24: i love chocolate
[02:55] hotrockerdude24: <3
[02:55] WillRoxUrSox: lol
[02:55] WillRoxUrSox: rofl
[02:55] WillRoxUrSox: <3
[02:55] hotrockerdude24: lmao
[02:55] WillRoxUrSox: you're such an idiot :P
[02:55] hotrockerdude24: ...
[02:55] hotrockerdude24: YAY
[02:55] WillRoxUrSox: ^^
[02:55] hotrockerdude24: I <3 chocolate!
[02:55] WillRoxUrSox: ROFL
[02:55] hotrockerdude24: lmao
[02:55] hotrockerdude24: lmfao
[02:55] hotrockerdude24: ok seirously
[02:55] hotrockerdude24: needs sleep ^^^^^
[02:55] WillRoxUrSox: i need to smoke now
[02:56] WillRoxUrSox: lol
[02:56] hotrockerdude24: same
[02:56] hotrockerdude24: lol
[02:56] WillRoxUrSox: well you go sleep
[02:56] WillRoxUrSox: i'll go smoke :)
[02:56] hotrockerdude24: you can smoke me out tomm
[02:56] WillRoxUrSox: pssh
[02:56] hotrockerdude24: lol
[02:56] hotrockerdude24: im jk!
[02:56] WillRoxUrSox: if my mother can get me some weed >_<
[02:56] WillRoxUrSox: my surrogate mother
[02:56] WillRoxUrSox: lol
[02:56] hotrockerdude24: but seriously call me up if ur bored though lol
[02:56] hotrockerdude24: UR MOM!?
[02:56] WillRoxUrSox: my SURROGATE
[02:56] WillRoxUrSox: MOTHER
[02:56] WillRoxUrSox: LOL
[02:56] WillRoxUrSox: bored like now?
[02:56] WillRoxUrSox: or bored like
[02:56] WillRoxUrSox: tomorrow when im taking a shit
[02:56] WillRoxUrSox: and staring at the wall
[02:56] WillRoxUrSox: bored
[02:56] WillRoxUrSox: ?
[02:57] hotrockerdude24: like
[02:57] hotrockerdude24: lalalala hey this perosn is cool bored
[02:57] WillRoxUrSox: or AFTER i'mt aking a shit?
[02:57] hotrockerdude24: not... YO sup? bored
[02:57] hotrockerdude24: get me?
[02:57] WillRoxUrSox: ah
[02:57] WillRoxUrSox: omg..
[02:57] hotrockerdude24: like bored for a purpose
[02:57] WillRoxUrSox: i actually understand wtf you're talking about
[02:57] hotrockerdude24: good
[02:57] hotrockerdude24: ^_^
[02:57] hotrockerdude24: lol
[02:57] WillRoxUrSox: omg
[02:57] hotrockerdude24: many dont
[02:57] WillRoxUrSox: i'm becoming one of them
[02:57] WillRoxUrSox: LOL
[02:57] hotrockerdude24: ?!
[02:57] hotrockerdude24: oh what!?
[02:57] hotrockerdude24: A DRUGGIE!?
[02:57] hotrockerdude24: HUH!? SAY IT PUSSY!
[02:58] WillRoxUrSox: *bows head in shame*
[02:58] hotrockerdude24: becausee if you are...
[02:58] hotrockerdude24: ^_^ welocme to the best place on earth
[02:58] WillRoxUrSox: LOL
[02:58] hotrockerdude24: no worries at all
[02:58] hotrockerdude24: YAY DRUGGIE! u just havent gotten hard core like me
[02:58] hotrockerdude24: =/
[02:58] hotrockerdude24: w/e
[02:58] hotrockerdude24: ur loss
[02:58] WillRoxUrSox: lol
[02:58] hotrockerdude24: call me ^_^
[02:58] WillRoxUrSox: i doubt i'd go that far though :P
[02:59] WillRoxUrSox: ok, now go!
[02:59] WillRoxUrSox: run off little birdie
[02:59] WillRoxUrSox: fly into the sky!!!!!
[02:59] WillRoxUrSox: *kicks bird off balcony*
[02:59] WillRoxUrSox: i said get the fuck off and go
[02:59] hotrockerdude24: <3's chocolate
[02:59] WillRoxUrSox: LOL
[02:59] hotrockerdude24: i think i might stay a few minutes
[03:00] WillRoxUrSox: how exciting
[03:00] WillRoxUrSox: so tell me
[03:00] WillRoxUrSox: black&mild
[03:00] WillRoxUrSox: or
[03:00] hotrockerdude24: swisher
[03:00] WillRoxUrSox: marb light
[03:00] hotrockerdude24: ?
[03:00] hotrockerdude24: hmmm
[03:00] hotrockerdude24: fooor?
[03:00] WillRoxUrSox: to smoke now?
[03:00] WillRoxUrSox: when i go outside
[03:00] WillRoxUrSox: fora few minutes
[03:00] hotrockerdude24: if u want something less harsh
[03:00] hotrockerdude24: b&m
[03:00] hotrockerdude24: i personally like marb lights
[03:01] WillRoxUrSox: as do i
[03:02] hotrockerdude24: good
[03:02] WillRoxUrSox: *gasp*
[03:02] hotrockerdude24: hmm
[03:02] WillRoxUrSox: 3 left
[03:02] hotrockerdude24: you drink too?
[03:02] WillRoxUrSox: surrogate mother has to buy more
[03:02] WillRoxUrSox: duh
[03:02] WillRoxUrSox: i didnt tell you about my experience?
[03:02] hotrockerdude24: yeah yeha]
[03:02] hotrockerdude24: im testing u
[03:02] WillRoxUrSox: oh
[03:02] WillRoxUrSox: lol
[03:02] hotrockerdude24: paart of ur interview
[03:02] WillRoxUrSox: they thought i was ogng to die :P
[03:02] hotrockerdude24: anyway
[03:02] WillRoxUrSox: so they gave me some redbull
[03:02] hotrockerdude24: fav drink?
[03:02] hotrockerdude24: lol
[03:02] hotrockerdude24: jager
[03:02] WillRoxUrSox: i've only tried goose
[03:03] WillRoxUrSox: & smirnoff vodka, i think
[03:03] WillRoxUrSox: ah & tequila
[03:03] hotrockerdude24: jagermeister is my lover
[03:03] WillRoxUrSox: margarita's are good
[03:03] WillRoxUrSox: piña colada's are orgasmic
[03:03] WillRoxUrSox: the ones from south beach though
[03:03] hotrockerdude24: hellyes
[03:03] hotrockerdude24: lol
[03:03] hotrockerdude24: jager-bombs
[03:03] hotrockerdude24: ROCK
[03:03] hotrockerdude24: ^_^
[03:03] WillRoxUrSox: O_O
[03:03] WillRoxUrSox: never tried
[03:04] WillRoxUrSox: we haven't been drinking lately...
[03:04] WillRoxUrSox: how strange
[03:04] WillRoxUrSox: omg
[03:04] WillRoxUrSox: go to
[03:04] WillRoxUrSox: my page
[03:04] WillRoxUrSox: and click on Diana's pag
[03:04] WillRoxUrSox: that's my surrogate mother
[03:04] hotrockerdude24: ...
[03:04] hotrockerdude24: ur so gay
[03:04] hotrockerdude24: lmao
[03:04] WillRoxUrSox: im serious
[03:04] WillRoxUrSox: look at her page
[03:04] WillRoxUrSox: its our collection of hypno & goose
[03:05] hotrockerdude24: lol
[03:05] hotrockerdude24: u live with them?
[03:05] WillRoxUrSox: LOL
[03:05] WillRoxUrSox: yeah
[03:05] hotrockerdude24: oh ok
[03:05] WillRoxUrSox: that's why i usually go out around this time
[03:05] WillRoxUrSox: lol
[03:05] WillRoxUrSox: i sleep int he living room
[03:05] hotrockerdude24: lol
[03:05] hotrockerdude24: !?
[03:05] hotrockerdude24: y
[03:05] WillRoxUrSox: and i walk in & out as i please
[03:05] WillRoxUrSox: only 2 rooms
[03:05] WillRoxUrSox: and they have 3 kids
[03:05] WillRoxUrSox: they sleep in 1 room
[03:05] WillRoxUrSox: and the kids in the other
[03:06] WillRoxUrSox: so i sleep in the living room
[03:06] WillRoxUrSox: with the computer :)
[03:06] WillRoxUrSox: & the tv
[03:06] WillRoxUrSox: and the front door
[03:06] WillRoxUrSox: LOL
[03:06] hotrockerdude24: ...
[03:06] hotrockerdude24: they have 3 kids?
[03:06] hotrockerdude24: together?
[03:06] WillRoxUrSox: 2 together
[03:06] WillRoxUrSox: 1 from her previous marraige
[03:07] hotrockerdude24: how old are they and how do u know them?

[03:07] WillRoxUrSox: 26/27
[03:07] WillRoxUrSox: known them for 10 years now
[03:07] hotrockerdude24: oh woooooow
[03:07] WillRoxUrSox: friends of my little sister's mother's family's friends :)
[03:07] WillRoxUrSox: i.e. friends of my best friend's family
[03:08] WillRoxUrSox: & they lurrrrrrrrv me :D
[03:08] hotrockerdude24: ..what?
[03:08] WillRoxUrSox: ok
[03:08] WillRoxUrSox: i'll break it down for you
[03:08] WillRoxUrSox: my sister's mom
[03:08] WillRoxUrSox: is from venezuela
[03:08] hotrockerdude24: ok
[03:08] WillRoxUrSox: her dad was friends with a family
[03:08] WillRoxUrSox: so when she came to miami
[03:08] WillRoxUrSox: she lived with them
[03:08] WillRoxUrSox: my dad met her
[03:08] WillRoxUrSox: i met them
[03:08] WillRoxUrSox: me & the lady's son became best friends
[03:08] WillRoxUrSox: & i met diana & jr.
[03:09] WillRoxUrSox: after diana & her ex got divorced
[03:09] hotrockerdude24: ok
[03:09] hotrockerdude24: w/e
[03:09] WillRoxUrSox: lol
[03:09] hotrockerdude24: sounds fun
[03:09] WillRoxUrSox: loser :P
[03:09] hotrockerdude24: lol
[03:09] WillRoxUrSox: it's really confusing
[03:09] WillRoxUrSox: so how much does this job pay, exactly?
[03:09] hotrockerdude24: it is
[03:09] WillRoxUrSox: and the benefits?
[03:09] hotrockerdude24: ok i think i may leave now
[03:09] WillRoxUrSox: & the hours?
[03:09] hotrockerdude24: what job pay?
[03:10] WillRoxUrSox: are there uniforms?
[03:10] hotrockerdude24: hours 24/7
[03:10] WillRoxUrSox: jeez...
[03:10] hotrockerdude24: pay would be...
[03:10] hotrockerdude24: idk
[03:10] WillRoxUrSox: lol
[03:10] hotrockerdude24: ....
[03:10] hotrockerdude24: benefits
[03:10] hotrockerdude24: ...
[03:10] hotrockerdude24: lmao
[03:10] WillRoxUrSox: $14729387423978324987324324987/hour?
[03:10] hotrockerdude24: no comment
[03:10] hotrockerdude24: yes
[03:10] hotrockerdude24: and
[03:10] WillRoxUrSox: awesome :D
[03:10] hotrockerdude24: uniform would be "jose"ish
[03:10] WillRoxUrSox: i was making about 2 bucks more at my old job, but w/e
[03:10] WillRoxUrSox: hm...
[03:10] WillRoxUrSox: i don't think i can afford any of that
[03:10] WillRoxUrSox: xD
[03:11] hotrockerdude24: why not?
[03:11] WillRoxUrSox: dental/medical?
[03:11] hotrockerdude24: yep
[03:11] WillRoxUrSox: that's expensive
[03:11] hotrockerdude24: and orthopedical
[03:11] WillRoxUrSox: LOL
[03:11] WillRoxUrSox: gross :P
[03:11] hotrockerdude24: aaaannnd u have special VIP access!!!
[03:11] WillRoxUrSox: WOOHOO!!!!
[03:11] hotrockerdude24: YAAAY!
[03:11] WillRoxUrSox: to i get discounts?
[03:11] WillRoxUrSox: do*
[03:11] hotrockerdude24: just VIP
[03:11] WillRoxUrSox: -.-
[03:11] WillRoxUrSox: w/e
[03:11] hotrockerdude24: lol
[03:11] WillRoxUrSox: just as good, i guess
[03:12] WillRoxUrSox: lol
[03:12] hotrockerdude24: UR STILL PROCESSING!
[03:12] hotrockerdude24: dont push me over boy
[03:12] WillRoxUrSox: well i don't have much previous job experience
[03:12] WillRoxUrSox: but im good with computers?
[03:12] WillRoxUrSox: and im bi-lingual! ^^
[03:12] WillRoxUrSox: i have good people skills
[03:12] WillRoxUrSox: lol
[03:12] hotrockerdude24: im tri-lingual
[03:12] WillRoxUrSox: *sweating profusely*
[03:13] hotrockerdude24: just give me a call back tomm and we'll talk about the situation
[03:13] hotrockerdude24: ::shakes hand::
[03:13] WillRoxUrSox: *thinking to self* omg that bitch has a HUGE MOLE!!!! MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY!!!
[03:13] hotrockerdude24: ..
[03:13] WillRoxUrSox: *runs scared of MOLE*
[03:13] hotrockerdude24: ::slap::
[03:13] WillRoxUrSox: *slapped*
[03:13] WillRoxUrSox: :s
[03:13] hotrockerdude24: !

[03:13] hotrockerdude24: BOOYAok
[03:13] hotrockerdude24: goodniteee
[03:13] WillRoxUrSox: lol
[03:14] WillRoxUrSox: nitey nite :)
[03:14] WillRoxUrSox: <3
[03:14] *** "hotrockerdude24" signed off at Wed Jul 19 03:14:23 2006.

Please tell me if you understand anything that has been said in this conversation... Cause I just read it over and I'm totally confused...
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