Story of what a swell fella I am, by popular demand
I'm walking back from Alex's tour concert downtown last night. I'm like halfway home, when I hear someone walking behind me, further back I hear a guy yelling.
yelling guy: "Nicole!.... Nicole what the fuck!"
She ignores him
yelling guy: "Nicole, what's your problem?"
Nicole: "I'm walking home, I don't want to talk to you"
yelling guy: "Nicole come back here, i'll give you a ride"
she ignores him
yelling guy: "Nikki... FUCK! i'm talkin with you!"
She continues to ignore him, I hear an occasional sniffle from her, and her feet padding along about 2 feet behind me, matching my pace. I don't hear the yelling guy anymore, but soon her cell phone goes off, It's the song "I don't wanna lose your love toniiiiiggghhhht." She silences it, it goes off again. She starts trying to make a phone call, and can't seem to dial the numbers before she's interupted by this guy calling her.
After a couple more failed attempts to call her, I hear him farther back behind us "You may as well pick up the phone Nikki" "I am THIS close to just fuckin throwing my phone at you!" She appologizes for seeming to follow me, and I assure her that I really don't mind. She moves up to walking next to me, and eventually gets a long enough break between calls to get ahold of another guy who can come pick her up.
I end up walking with her up to campus and waiting with her for a while for her ride. She couldn't have been much over 5 feet tall, blond, freshmen, kinda preppy, and case of non-stop nevious chatter. I probably spent all of 15 minutes with her, he probably called 50 or 60 times. She answered him twice, once to tell him she had a ride and would talk to him tomarrow, (he said not to bother, 'cause he never wanted to talk to her again) and once about 2 minutes later when she lied and said she was at home already and clearly couldn't talk untill the next day so she wouldn't wake up her room mate.
Apparently the asshole was an ex-boyfriend from over a year ago... I'm not sure why she set his ring tone to "I don't wanna lose your love" but it worked out, if wrote a scene for a movie in which an obsessive creppy guy called someone every 5 seconds, that's exactly the ring tone i'd want.
yelling guy: "Nicole!.... Nicole what the fuck!"
She ignores him
yelling guy: "Nicole, what's your problem?"
Nicole: "I'm walking home, I don't want to talk to you"
yelling guy: "Nicole come back here, i'll give you a ride"
she ignores him
yelling guy: "Nikki... FUCK! i'm talkin with you!"
She continues to ignore him, I hear an occasional sniffle from her, and her feet padding along about 2 feet behind me, matching my pace. I don't hear the yelling guy anymore, but soon her cell phone goes off, It's the song "I don't wanna lose your love toniiiiiggghhhht." She silences it, it goes off again. She starts trying to make a phone call, and can't seem to dial the numbers before she's interupted by this guy calling her.
After a couple more failed attempts to call her, I hear him farther back behind us "You may as well pick up the phone Nikki" "I am THIS close to just fuckin throwing my phone at you!" She appologizes for seeming to follow me, and I assure her that I really don't mind. She moves up to walking next to me, and eventually gets a long enough break between calls to get ahold of another guy who can come pick her up.
I end up walking with her up to campus and waiting with her for a while for her ride. She couldn't have been much over 5 feet tall, blond, freshmen, kinda preppy, and case of non-stop nevious chatter. I probably spent all of 15 minutes with her, he probably called 50 or 60 times. She answered him twice, once to tell him she had a ride and would talk to him tomarrow, (he said not to bother, 'cause he never wanted to talk to her again) and once about 2 minutes later when she lied and said she was at home already and clearly couldn't talk untill the next day so she wouldn't wake up her room mate.
Apparently the asshole was an ex-boyfriend from over a year ago... I'm not sure why she set his ring tone to "I don't wanna lose your love" but it worked out, if wrote a scene for a movie in which an obsessive creppy guy called someone every 5 seconds, that's exactly the ring tone i'd want.