Mar 29, 2005 22:36
I can’t believe how long this death thing is taking. My head is still pounding, I am still producing more phlegm than is humanly possible. But yet here I am, alive. Perhaps I am supposed to do a good deed before I am dead or something.
Ok, good deed of the day number one:
Both Zabini and Nott are crazy buggers. I think they have both lost their brains or something, but anyway I digress. I suggested to both of them they should form a support group, however neither one seemed to be very impressed with this idea. What can I say, when you are losing your mind it must be impossible to see the logic in an idea. So I am here to drum up members for their support group. I have taken the liberty of formulating some name possibilities.
Option 1) The fecks with no sense of humour
Option 2) The Slytherins with sticks up their arse
Option 3) We are idiots
I suppose I will let the final decision of the group name be made by the founders. So Nott, Zabini you choose.
Anyway, this group is in need of members. I would join, but what with my immanent death and all I wouldn’t make a very good member (plus my mind is still in tact). So if anyone else out there is losing their mind, you have a place to go and talk about what ails you. I think there should also be a regular meeting, Lets say Thursdays after dinner. All whose minds are deteriorating may attend regardless of house.
Now, back to me. While death is very entertaining, my bed is not. I require company, please and thank you.