Jul 14, 2005 22:54
So some of you may have noticed I have not posted in a very long time.
Its true I haven’t.
Ive been fsking busy!
BUT! despite all the other things I have to do right now, something caught my attention that needed to be brought into the light. because only when horrible things are brought in the open can they be faced and hopefully destroyed.
"From the studio that brought you "Remember the Titans", "rookie" and "the Miracle" come "THE GREATEST GAME EVER PLAYED."
Another movie in the long line of Disney movies of some poor underprivileged person who defies the world (and every prevailing social custom at the time) to do something extraordinary.
Now my problem is not with the films genre, but instead, the game.
I sit any of the big ones? Hockey, football or baseball even?
Or even further into less popular but still excellent sports like rugby, tennis (done earlier this year in Wimbledon) or hell even cockfighting?
No... the greatest game ever played is a game of golf.
FSCKING GOLF!!!
Golf peaks at being tolerable. Great let alone GREATEST are adjectives that should never be uttered within twenty minutes of the word golf.
The ONLY consolation I have, which I utter in a mantra as i rock back and forth in the fetal position on the ground is "at least its not cricket". But who knows what terror the future holds.
Greg "COMMON! ITS GOLF!" Mountain