Dec 31, 2004 18:29
So I'm sitting here by myself.
Cause there isn’t anyone else around, and there hasn’t been for about two weeks now.
I’ve some, but not much contact with other human beings.
Mostly my expanding city of water bottle people is all I have to keep me company.
I am trying to decide whether to do more reading, play my computer game or possibly attempt to dislodge a 2 foot layer of dust from pretty much everything in the apartment.
I’m at a lose. Cant decide.
WHEN OUT OF NOWHERE APPEARS TONY DANZA.
I’m obviously shocked.
"Tony Danza what the fuck are you doing here?!"
"Eh I’m here to help you make an important decision"
"Wow Tony what should i do?"
"eh-oh oh-eh oheheohehhhhohhhhh"
"umm SPIT IT OUT DANZA!"
"Hey now, who’s the boss here"
"Look Tony just cause you came back from the dead to give me advice dosnt mean you can be all enigmatic and crap"
"I’m not dead yet!"
"THATS ENOUGH LIP FROM YOU DANZA GET THE HELL OUTA MY APARTMENT!"
*poof* Danzas gone.. and he didn’t help one friggin bit.
Note to self... get a better guardian angle... one with less attitude.
Well my bottle people are encouraging me to help swell there ranks in their bid for domination of the flat surfaces within rolling distance of my chair.
I know its not much to dominate, but they are empty plastic bottles powered only by the delusions of my mind, they don’t have a lot of motivation.
HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Monkey say happy new years to everyone!
*pounce* AH DEAR LORD MY FACE THE MONKEY IS BITING AHHHHHHHH...