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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
In October, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In August, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In March, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In July, I stopped chameleonnz from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In January, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). When the stars were right, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points).
In short, I have been very good (430 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
mr_decay
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
In October, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In August, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In March, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In July, I stopped chameleonnz from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In January, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). When the stars were right, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points).
In short, I have been very good (430 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
mr_decay
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!