Googlism

[mr_colbert]

Go to Googlism.com
Search your name/nickname. (Make sure WHO is selected).
Italicize the ones you think are true.

stephen colbert is a migrant worker - what the hell?! Who do they think I am, Esteban?
stephen colbert is a correspondent on - I was a correspondent on the Daily Show. I have my own show now. Clearly this person is living in the past
stephen

Comments

[alan_shore]

Apropos of nothing, have you seen this yet? It made me think of you.

[mr_colbert]

Are you implying something, Alan? Because right now I don't know whether this is directed to me or the losers who didn't want me to be president. If it's the first one, then I'm mad at you.

[alan_shore]

I'm sure this will come as a shock to you, Stephen, but there are those of us who do not regard "gay" as a dirty word, or even an insult.

[mr_colbert]

So why did this remind you of me?

[alan_shore]

...you're from South Carolina, are you not?

[mr_colbert]

Yes, but I'm not gay and from South Carolina.

[alan_shore]

...

I thought you'd appreciate the warning. You'll know to be on your guard when heading back home for those family reunions.

[mr_colbert]

Oh we always knew there was something wrong with Uncle Hector. His mustache signalled that it was either the 70s, he was a porn star, or he was gay. The first two were ruled out.