All... Hell... Can't stop me now!
You learn something new about yourself everyday. In Friday night's case I learned 2 new things:
1. I have rhythm for a white boy
2. I can untie a bikini top with my chest
If you can't tell, there are some bad rumors connected to my name right now. I think that its due, in large part, to Frank of Alpha Chi Rho, but I'm not jumping to judgment. It looks like these next few weeks are going to have to be dedicated to clearing my name. Despite what any TeKE's will tell you (especially Bert) I did not pull any strings of any bikinis. Not that Jamie (the girl I supposedly almost exposed to the world) was that mad, as she said that it was part of Greek Life, but I don't want anything like that attached to my name. I always try to be a gentleman where it counts: a listening ear, a shoulder to cry on, and apparently rhythmically endowed (for a white boy, according to Jamie).
Well... I'm rambling now.
1. I have rhythm for a white boy
2. I can untie a bikini top with my chest
If you can't tell, there are some bad rumors connected to my name right now. I think that its due, in large part, to Frank of Alpha Chi Rho, but I'm not jumping to judgment. It looks like these next few weeks are going to have to be dedicated to clearing my name. Despite what any TeKE's will tell you (especially Bert) I did not pull any strings of any bikinis. Not that Jamie (the girl I supposedly almost exposed to the world) was that mad, as she said that it was part of Greek Life, but I don't want anything like that attached to my name. I always try to be a gentleman where it counts: a listening ear, a shoulder to cry on, and apparently rhythmically endowed (for a white boy, according to Jamie).
Well... I'm rambling now.