Can we tell? Yes its that hideous long questionnaire thingy that I actually can't stand all that much, yet have nothing better to do. hmm, it'll keep me form moping a bit I guess...
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"I remember it completely; yet I do not think I remem- (ber any other sunrise before it. - I don't care if that bit is on the next line, I just can't leave the sentence unfinished...)
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
ermm.....some football I think
WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
5ish
Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
4:58 - wow I'm shocked and stunned at how close I was...
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
clock ticking and Depeche Mode
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?:
Yesterday/this morning, going to and coming home from party at
Eppysilverferns
Before you came to this, what did you look at?:
ebay - I am gonna be oh ever so broke....
What are you wearing?:
tshisrt saying I can resist anything except temptation and boxers
Did you dream last night?:
I so don't remember it at all...
When did you last laugh?:
Probably at some point at the party
What is on the walls of the room you are in?:
Some floraly type wallpaper a painting i did when ickle, some other crap and a clock, sme stains somewhere from my coloured hair spray hehe
What book are you currently reading?:
A Kiss of Shadows by Laurell K Hamilton
What is the last book you finished?:
Interview With The Vampire by Anne Rice
What is the last film you saw?:
bugger I really can't remember...ermm Sugar and Spice, maybe - yay for bank robbing cheerleaders...
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
A hitman....yes be careful people, be nice to me in case I get rich! :P
Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I have just bid on a laptop on ebay...hehe uh oh...
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
Everyone would be happy - eurgh where did that come from?! I must go shower in bleach to get rid of that filthy sentiment....
Do you like to dance?:
hmmm not really, sometimes...I sway a lil, but that could just be drunkeness
What is the last thing you ate or drank?
Water today....to help get rid of post-party fuzzy mouth feeling
Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Tavia - well I did say I would last night
Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Julien, perhaps....I dunno. I don't want any bloody kids
Would you ever consider living abroad?:
I dunno, I actually quite like London, even if not always everyone there...
What is your name?:
John Bump
Are you named after anyone?:
No, my parents aren't that thrilling, they just found a dull name and stuck with it
What's your screename?
I have many...
Would you name a child of yours after you?:
Look up at the previous kid name questions please...whats the obsession with the lil brats?
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?:
Little Miss Bump
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?:
Well I was being called 'little Andrew' last night....
Are there any mispronunciations/typos that people do with your name constantly?:
Well John is bloody simple to spell, people often seem to think of Bump as Bum...and Clements (my actual real surname for those that don't know) people often put Clemence...
would you drop your last name if you became famous?:
I'd change my name entirely, yay for stage names...
Basics
Your gender:
Male
Straight/Gay/Bi:
I'm open... (and no not open-minded, I'm not Faceparty...I'm just open hehe ;) )
Single?:
perpetually
Age?
21
Age you wish you were:
I haven't particularly enjoyed any of my ages, so I'll go with 22...woo ever hopeful
Your height:
errr 5' something....
Eye color:
Brown
Happy with it?:
I have cute puppy dog eyes, so yay.
Hair color:
Brown
Happy with it?:
Never, I get bored easily, so changing hair is easy to do to alleviate that
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:
left, but verging on ambidextrous....
Your living arrangement:
With the family. Eurgh.
Your family:
Insane post-nympho mother, annoyingly paranoid control freaky dad, and social reject sister...oh we could almost be a sit com
Have any pets?:
none of my own but the family have a cockatiel they found in a car park and a couple of rabbits rescued form my sisters work....and whatever random passing neighbours animal is along at the time too; I think they're aiming for a full blown petting zoo
What’s your job?:
For about one more month I will be a cigar seller
Piercing?:
Almost got a lip piercing but my friend was too hungover so just had a hole instead...
Tattoos?:
not currently, I'm too indecisive for anything that permanent
Obsessions?:
Way too many...
Addictions?:
see obsessions
Do you speak another language?:
I can interpet Walthamstow slang and sometimes the feral noises my sister makes
Do you live in the moment?:
I forget my past as much as possible and never make plans for the future....
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?:
Probably more than I should be
Do you have any secrets?:
Yes, although they often don't last beyond a few drinks...
Do you hate yourself?:
I do very regularly, it doesn't usually last too long though
Do you like your handwriting?:
Not particularly...its not purdy enough
Do you have any bad habits?:
see the obsession/addictions bit...
What's your biggest fear?:
Not being wanted and being lonely (I'll just copy James' answer here...)
Can you sing?
Not really... (and here too....)
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?:
No (hmm and one more time...)
Are you a loner?:
Nah not at all...I'm just sitting here filling out some stupid huge questionnaire when I have an invite to be out partying....
What are your #1 priorities in life?:
err, no idea, going back to education? I dunno....helping people? *shrugs*
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?:
Totally, I'm friends with everyone, even though I know I would so bug me...
Are you a daredevil?:
I can be...but generally no
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?:
Theres a few things...
Are you passive or aggressive?:
most definately passive
Do you have a journal?:
only the one i'm typing in right now
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?:
I'd have toned belly....
Do you think you are emotionally strong?:
I think I am probably the emotionally weakest person I can think of
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?
Not really, I sometimes have fleeting regrets but theres no point to it really
Do you think life has been good so far?:
I can't complain about my life at all..well ok I can complain, I complain a lot hehe, but theres not actually any reason for me to...
What do you like the most about your body?:
My eyebrows... yes weird and random I know, but if someone had bad brows you'd so notice it....
And least?:
has to be belly...grrr, I'm so getting fat :(
Do you think you are good looking?:
hmmm, I'd say average.
Are you confident?:
What is this 'confident'?
Are you perceived wrongly?:
I dunno, I don't even know how I previeve myself to know if others see it differently...
Do You...
Smoke?:
I'm quitting...I am...really...well, I will...
Do drugs?:
I have dabbled, and try some every now and then
Read the newspaper?:
As little as possible
Pray?:
Nope
Go to church?:
Not since I was old enough to say no
Talk to strangers who IM you?:
I don't get strangers IM me
Sleep with stuffed animals?:
I replaced them with an extra pillow to huggle instead...
Take walks in the rain?
I used to
Talk to people even though you hate them?:
Yes, they're known as 'friends'
Drive?:
Ick, never never...get too many images of car crashes and suchlike in my head...
Like to drive fast?:
No
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?
No
Hurt yourself?:
like deliberately? hello, goth here! In other words thats an 'of course'
Been out of the country?:
Yeah.
Eaten something that made other people sick?:
How random....no I'm extremely picky with what goes in my mouth...well, food anyways
Been in love?:
ermm dunno, I don't use that word
Done drugs?:
hasn't this been asked already?
Gone skinny dipping?:
Eew no never...
Had a medical emergency?:
hmmm, not really...
Had surgery?:
Nope
Ran away from home?:
Not yet...
Played strip poker?:
Yup
Gotten beaten up?:
Surprisingly no not really...
Beaten someone up?:
Only in my dreams...
Been picked on?:
Do we need to have the mention of 'friends' again?
Been on stage?:
Unfortunately yes
Slept outdoors?:
yup
Thought about suicide?:
look at the hurting yourself question....
Pulled an all nighter?:
yup
Gone one day without food?:
yeah its easy to do
Talked on the phone all night?:
not all night...
Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?:
Yes, wow shocking I can sleep with someone without sleeping with them....I bet thats stunned a lot of you
Slept all day?:
yeah, thats also easy to do
Killed someone?:
Maybe very soon....
Made out with a stranger?:
Quite a few times...
Had sex with a stranger?:
ermm....oh look a purdy thing behind you... *whistles innocently*
Thought you're going crazy?:
Just a couple of times a day
Been betrayed?:
I don't think of betrayal...not my way of thinking
Had a dream that came true?:
Yes.
Broken the law?:
Quite a few times. I've met the armed police unit hehe
Met a famous person?:
I've met a few
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?:
not unless we count things like stepping on snails, and I always apologise to them...
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?:
Only my own ones that I swore to myself...
Stolen anything?:
I'm a kleptomaniac
Been on radio/TV?:
nope, not that I remember
Had a nervous breakdown?:
nope
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?:
Eeew poofs, wouldn't have any of them....
Who is your best friend?:
Eppysilverfern Who's the one person that knows most about you?:
Its definately not me...probably Eppy, or
vervain_, he seemed to figure me out quite quickly...
your longest known friend?:
ermm I'll go with Eppy, unless I'm being really dumb and missing someone that I'm not deliberately missing out...
Funniest?:
err....dunno. I don't laugh a lot with my friends any more
Sweetest?:
Eppy
Closest?:
Eppy
Weirdest?:
Eppy (really, I do have more friends than just her......maybe...)
Who listens to your problems?:
No one, I don't generally tell them....
Who would you go to for advice?
It depends on what I'd want advice on....
Who do you fight most with?:
I don't fight with anyone, I brood instead
Who's the best singer?:
*shrugs* probably Sal, but I'm gonna say Eppy, cos shes much better singer than she thinks she is
Who's on your shit-list?:
hmm....get back to me on that one....
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?:
I've got closer than thought....
Who's your second family?:
Eppy (really, there are other friends....)
Do you always feel understood?:
Never, how can others understand me when I don't
Who's the loudest friend?:
They're all rather loud when they want to be
Do you trust others easily?:
No
Who's house were you last at?:
Eppys.... (hmm, I'm noticing a pattern here...)
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in:
No ones...
Do your friends know you?:
I don't think so apart form Eppy and maybe one or two others possibly...
Friend that lives farthest away:
Well if we count net friends too....ermm....theres americans
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?:
I don't consider love
What do you find romantic?:
Depends on my mood, I'm either too cynical to find anyhting romantic or too dreamy and finding everything romantic...
Turn-on?:
Pretty much everything turns me on...hehe
Turn-off?:
fat hairy back! (comment from last night....don't ask)
If someone you had no interest in had interest in dating you how would you feel?:
I dunno I'd need to have someone have some interest in me to know the answer to that....(uh oh must not put mopey answers.....must not...)
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them:
Ermm, dunno...
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?:
Well I wouldn't say Sal is unattractive exactly....hehe
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?:
No idea
What is best about the opposite sex?:
I don't do gender thank you very much, its all just people
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?:
see above....
What's the last present someone gave you?:
Errr possibly the 'Mr Bump' dog tag Sal got me....unless i'm really forgetting things....
Are you in love?:
I'm certain I've said elsewhere on this thing that its not a word I use...
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?:
As in ghost? Don't think I've had a ghost...invites open to any though
That you laughed at?:
errr, dunno....probably myself
You went shopping with?:
Eppy
To disappoint you?:
I don't let myself have high expectations, it works better that way
To ask you out?:
that would be Sal
To brighten up your day?:
bright? day? eeew, I don't do bright or day, oh I'm so 'goffick' it hurts
That you thought about?:
most probably Eppy or Sal, as I would have thought about them cos of these questions...
You saw a movie with?:
Eppy
You talked to on the phone?:
ermmm Eppy I think
You talked to through IM/ICQ?:
IM? thats messenger stuff right? then would be
jame5_of_doom You saw?:
My mum disturbing my sleep this morning
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?:
Nope
Will it be with your significant other?:
Now thats assuming I have one....silly person shouldn't write loaded questions...
Body part you're touching right now?:
I'm leaning on my knees...
What are you worried about right now?:
I'm not particularly right now in this exact moment...
What's on your mouse pad?:
I don't have one.
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:
bored, hungry, sore, fed up
Are you bored?:
*points up*
Are you tired?:
not really
Are you talking to anyone online?: Was to James but he all quiet now...and set to away...
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?:
nope
Are you listening to music?:
Yeah, my downloads on random... currently its Hanoi Rocks