May 22, 2004 23:00
this seriously happened to me today...i was stopped at red light on stadium (intersection of broadway)
these 2 guys stop right next to me, both at least 25-30
guy: hi
me: hey
guy: how are you?
(this is where i kinda started to get creeped out...but he kinda seemed mentally handicapped so i went on anyways)
me: fine......and you?
guy: good...so, you wanna go out?
(now i'm just thinking WTF)
me: sorry, no
guy: you aren't gay?
me: sorry, no
guy: oh...you just sounded kinda gay
me: excuse me?
guy: can i have your number?
me: no...maybe you can get your cousin's number?
*drive off*
case in point...we live in a town populated with uneducated, redneck fucktards, people wonder why everybody hates america...there you go.