wow.... i need to damage every electrical outlet in my house...
so, you know how every single time you call for a service person, they're always about 80 pounds overweight, buttcrack showing, and generally unattractive?
the only hot plumbers / cable installers / phone jack repair people / etc are in totally unrealistic porn movies where they show up wearing a toolbelt and a thong and workboots and nothing else, right?
so when i knew that an electrician was coming to my apartment today to work on the outlet for the washer/dryer, i didn't expect much. hell, i didn't even expect he'd be on time. well, not only was he right on time, he's fuckin' hot, and he's not wearing a wedding ring!
yummy :)
therefore, i am now searching around my kitchen while he's upstairs, eagerly seeking some type of utensil that i can jam into the outlets to destroy them and thereby justify a return visit to repair them... my apologies in advance to everyone in west philly who may lose power due to my little experiment...
the only hot plumbers / cable installers / phone jack repair people / etc are in totally unrealistic porn movies where they show up wearing a toolbelt and a thong and workboots and nothing else, right?
so when i knew that an electrician was coming to my apartment today to work on the outlet for the washer/dryer, i didn't expect much. hell, i didn't even expect he'd be on time. well, not only was he right on time, he's fuckin' hot, and he's not wearing a wedding ring!
yummy :)
therefore, i am now searching around my kitchen while he's upstairs, eagerly seeking some type of utensil that i can jam into the outlets to destroy them and thereby justify a return visit to repair them... my apologies in advance to everyone in west philly who may lose power due to my little experiment...