Goddamn you livejournal!
I just typed up the best journal entry EVER but livejournal became a dick and RUINED IT. DAMN YOU LJ AND THE LJ GODS, GODDAMN YOU. I swear to GOD I'm going to cut you. Anyway, because I can't sleep I'll re-type it because it was really good and education and I feel you should all read it because it'll change your perspective on life and religion, good and evil, and etc.
Okay, right. I'm sick as hell asn can't sleep and it's 6 in the morning and I'm browsing through the channel guide thing and see that the original power rangers is on TV again and they're showing the last episode of the Green Ranger introduction episodes again and I'm thinking "badass! I'm more awake and I'll be able to enjoy this" and this is SO true but I ended up getting really fucking pissed off and laughed harder than I have laughed in a longass time. Okay, first off...the funniest zord battle EVER HAS to be when Jason's T-rex ( I ain't gonna spell that shit out, so just hang with me for a minute) fights the Dragon Zord for the first time. All the fucking do is bitch slap each other with their tails until somehow Jason's zord does this weird crowching tiger/hidden dragon jump at the Dragonzord with it's legs spread almost like it's about to dry hump the dragonzord, LoL. And also, why the fuck do they call it the Dragonzord when it looks nothing like a dragon and doesn't shoot fire? Fuck, on top of everything it comes out the damn water, do you think the first place a fire-breathing creature would want to be is in the damn ocean? But also, it was so damn funny when Rita called the zord out and it picked up a piece of a building and ate it, LoL. Also, why the fuck does it need a goddamn drill as it's main weaopon? That's messed up. And why can the Green Ranger only play that one thing on his flute and why does it make the Dragonzord do EVERYTHING. Anyway, another thing I noticed is that when the Power Rangers are forming the megazord and it's about to raise up on it's legs inside you get a shot of ALL the Power Rangers sitting in their spots, including the Pink Ranger BEFORE her zord is linked up. How'd she get there and who's flying it? That's messed up. However, the funniest hing I noticed is at the end when Jason asks Tommy to join up and Kim says "Come on! We need you!" she has the HORNIEST look on her face and I think they were fucking before he joined up. That'd clear up why he didn't kill that bitch when she confronted him in the gym and said "I know you're the Green Ranger." If I was the Green Ranger and she came up to me in a random gym and I wasn't fucking her I'd cut that bitch with that cool ass dagger. This just goes to show you what we figdured out in German when we were watching the Power Rangers movie, you just can't watch this stuff when you get older because you question EVERYTHING. However, one of the funniest parts from the movie is something I noticed out the corner of my eye and it made LoKi I think almost fall out of his seat. When the Rangers in the movie are getting their new kick ass ninja powers from that hot scantly klad woman who has my hair, Adam (The Black Ranger) is all mad and when she asks him what's wrong he's all like "...I'm a fucking frog!". The girl is like "Just like the one you kiss!" and she kisses him and he blushes...but in the next shot you see all the Power Rangers in a line and he's the ONLY one with his hands over his crowtch like he has a fucking boner. Holy shit, this turned out longer than the first one. I hope someone actually reads this and I hope it changes you life...for the worse though, maybe better. If all else you're dumber for actually reading it this far.
...LIVEJOURNAL IS PEOPLE!!!!
Okay, right. I'm sick as hell asn can't sleep and it's 6 in the morning and I'm browsing through the channel guide thing and see that the original power rangers is on TV again and they're showing the last episode of the Green Ranger introduction episodes again and I'm thinking "badass! I'm more awake and I'll be able to enjoy this" and this is SO true but I ended up getting really fucking pissed off and laughed harder than I have laughed in a longass time. Okay, first off...the funniest zord battle EVER HAS to be when Jason's T-rex ( I ain't gonna spell that shit out, so just hang with me for a minute) fights the Dragon Zord for the first time. All the fucking do is bitch slap each other with their tails until somehow Jason's zord does this weird crowching tiger/hidden dragon jump at the Dragonzord with it's legs spread almost like it's about to dry hump the dragonzord, LoL. And also, why the fuck do they call it the Dragonzord when it looks nothing like a dragon and doesn't shoot fire? Fuck, on top of everything it comes out the damn water, do you think the first place a fire-breathing creature would want to be is in the damn ocean? But also, it was so damn funny when Rita called the zord out and it picked up a piece of a building and ate it, LoL. Also, why the fuck does it need a goddamn drill as it's main weaopon? That's messed up. And why can the Green Ranger only play that one thing on his flute and why does it make the Dragonzord do EVERYTHING. Anyway, another thing I noticed is that when the Power Rangers are forming the megazord and it's about to raise up on it's legs inside you get a shot of ALL the Power Rangers sitting in their spots, including the Pink Ranger BEFORE her zord is linked up. How'd she get there and who's flying it? That's messed up. However, the funniest hing I noticed is at the end when Jason asks Tommy to join up and Kim says "Come on! We need you!" she has the HORNIEST look on her face and I think they were fucking before he joined up. That'd clear up why he didn't kill that bitch when she confronted him in the gym and said "I know you're the Green Ranger." If I was the Green Ranger and she came up to me in a random gym and I wasn't fucking her I'd cut that bitch with that cool ass dagger. This just goes to show you what we figdured out in German when we were watching the Power Rangers movie, you just can't watch this stuff when you get older because you question EVERYTHING. However, one of the funniest parts from the movie is something I noticed out the corner of my eye and it made LoKi I think almost fall out of his seat. When the Rangers in the movie are getting their new kick ass ninja powers from that hot scantly klad woman who has my hair, Adam (The Black Ranger) is all mad and when she asks him what's wrong he's all like "...I'm a fucking frog!". The girl is like "Just like the one you kiss!" and she kisses him and he blushes...but in the next shot you see all the Power Rangers in a line and he's the ONLY one with his hands over his crowtch like he has a fucking boner. Holy shit, this turned out longer than the first one. I hope someone actually reads this and I hope it changes you life...for the worse though, maybe better. If all else you're dumber for actually reading it this far.
...LIVEJOURNAL IS PEOPLE!!!!