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1) Location now and birthplace: Mobile, AL Birthplace - Birmingham, Al
2) Full Name with nicknames: Forrest Wayne Coffman "Mr. Bodacious", "OG Forrest"(The OG stands for original gangsta!)
3) Height: 5'9
4) Weight: 167
5) Eyes: Blue...I think. Hey LoKi, look at my eyes
6) Hair: Dirty blonde and curly
7) E-mail: stan5321@AOL.com
8) Siblings: Two sisters, one 16 and the other 26
9) Number of candles that appeared on last birthday cake: I had birthday cake yesterday, it was my nephews...so I guess one.
10) Ever cheated or been cheated on: Fuckin yes
11) Missed school because it was raining: If hurricanes count, then yes...a few times. We were out almost two weeks this year.
12) Set any body part on fire for amusement: Skittle got a bottlerocket stuck in my hair and then on another occasion he shot me in the neck with a roman candle and it caught my shirt on fire
13) Kept a secret from everyone: Yes
14) Had an imaginary friend: Here's my friend Harrrrvey, he's a pooka
15) Had a crush on a teacher: Yes.
16) Been toilet-papering? Yes
17) Been toilet-papered? I live in apartments so NOPE
18) Ever had a new kids on the block tape? No...but my first concert ever was New Kids on the Block!
19) Piercing: None
20) Tattoos: None, I want a Skeeter
21) Soap: Ivory
22) Color: Red
23) Day/Night: Night
24) Summer/Winter: Winter
25) Online Smiley: Give yo self a shiney!...I don't know why that reminded me of that.
26) Lace or satin: lace...wait, what?
27) Cartoon Character: Bender from Futurama...because Bodacious is so great and I like stealin'...and Zoidberg, I LOVE Zoidberg
28) Who have you known the longest of your friends: Loki! HA I WIN
29) The loudest: Joe
30) Who's the shyest: Skittle or Luke
31) Who do you go to for advice? Jenny or Kristen, but I don't need advice SO HA
32) Who do you get the most surveys from? Beau and I second hang them from LoKi
33) Who do you cry with: Unlike LoKi, I cry with everyone at the Den
34) Favorite Quote: "I'm not afraid to die, I just don't wanna be there when it happens, baby" - Buckethead "The Shape vs. Buckethead" or "Lick my plate you dogdick!" - Choptop
35) Cried: I cry all the time
36) Cut your hair: Three years, one month, and 12 days ago
37) Worn a skirt: Hell yeah, it made my ass look big
38) Been mean: I'm supposedly mean to everyone but people just don't know me man, I'm actually very comical and mean to people I don't know. That's their test, if they can look past my being a dick they can be my friend.
39) Been sarcastic: Everytime I open my mouth, I'm a bitter old man
40) Met someone new? Probably Tiff's friend
41) Talked to someone you have a crush on: Dunno, Tuesday
42) Missed someone? All the time
43) Hugged someone: Lindsay
44) Fought with your parents: I don't ever really fight with mine, maybe when I came home last night at 10 this morning and my mom wasn't even mad at that, she was pissed because I forgot to take out the trash.
45) Wished upon a star: Last night actually
46) Laughed until you cried: I do it all the time.
47) Truth or Dare: Dare.
48) Watched a sunrise/sunset: Not in awhile,I don't have the attention span
49) Went to the beach at night: Not in a long time
50) Read a book for fun: Right now, I'm reading Horizon Storms by Kevin J. Anderson
51) Ate a meal: Last night baby, Krystals number 1
52) Are you lonely: Nope, I got friends in low places
53) Are you happy: I am pretty happy and contempt in my life, it's the way of Bodacious
54) Are you talking to someone online: Yes, David
55) God/Devil: If you combine God and Devil it makes Govil
56) Love: Makes ya weak man
57) The Big Bang Theory: Probably right
58) Heaven/Hell: The John fittness guy exercises there.
59) Superstition: None, HAHA...weak bitches
60) Parent's names: William and Vickie
61) Who named you? My Mom
62) When was the last time you showered? Yesterday morning
63) What was the last thing that you said online? "Badass, you can get into the trunk of a BMW"
64) What is right next to you? My laptop and computer, I need two computers running at the same time.
65) What is your computer desk made of? Plastic wood
66) Last thing that you ate? Krystals
67) Where do you want to go on your honeymoon? A small cabin somewhere, away from people
68) Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? Right now the only people I can see myself doing that with is LoKi and Skittle, BFF represent
69) How many people do you have on your buddy list? 99
70) How's the weather right now? God's tinklin
71) Have you ever smoked pot? I've never smoked A pot.
72) What did you do last night? Hung out with Luke, Joe, Brandon, and LoKi...got drunk and smoked pot.
73) What's the best feature about the same sex then about opposite sex? Wrecklessness...ugh...ass and tities
74) Like video games? WHO DOESN'T LIKE THEM VIDEO GAMES?!
75) Like board or card games? Yes
76) Dream car? Too many to list...a Nissan Skyline is the obvious...or a BMW M3, I love them.
77) Future goals? Quit being so damn lazy and help LoKi make something he's proud of.
78) What kind of music do you like? Whatever suts my mood, my favorite band is Primus, I've begun to love the Cruxshadows because Skittle is a bastard, The Descendents,anything with Les Claypool, Modest Mouse, Operation Ivy (old school baby), mc chris
79) Movie/s: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies, the second being the best, Kevin Smith movies, Cabin Fever, the Friday the 13th movies...I Spit on your Grave...I like a lot of horror, but I like other stuff man...like Flight of the Navigator, fucking brilliant.
80) Favorite Holiday: My birthday because my birth was way better than Jesus'
81) Bedtime right now: About 1
82) Do you dance fast or slow? Dancing to me is just raising my ankles...or the A Put Named Scooby Doo dance
83) Are you too shy to ask someone out? No
84) If you could change your name, what would it be? I like my name, it fits me...you'll never met another me and odds are you'll never met another Forrest
85) Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? I sleep with a lot of pillows
86) Ever been in love? -cringe- yes, and it got me nowhere except a bad taste in my mouth for relationships
87) What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? I live doing stupid stuff, last night sticking my head out of Luke's sun roof and barking like a dog was dumb.
88) What will your first son's name be? I don't want kids,kids suck
89) First daughter? I want it to be Danielle Irene Coffman...that way her initials are DIC
90) Favorite drink? Sprite or Captain Morgan n' Coke or Smirinoff and Coke
91) Do you like scary or happy movies better?Scary
92) On the phone or in person? In Person
93) Birthday: April 22
94) Attempted suicide? No
95) Burn out or fade away: I want to burn up
96) How much do you love your field of work 1-10: 9... I love the people I work with and I don't do much work, plus I steal from customers
97) Have you traveled to other countries, if yes where? Nope.
98) Car crash? Hell yeah! No one wrecks like me!
99) Croutons or Bacon Bits: Bacon bits
100) 2 doors or 4 (on a car): If it doesn't have two I don't want it
101) Do you smoke: Occasionaly
102) Coffee or Coffee Ice cream? Coffee from various coffee places
103) Do you have stuffed animals? In my car
104) Dumper or dumpee? Both.
105) Salad dressing? Italian
106) Color of socks?: White
107) Lucky Number: Five billion
109) Why?: Because it's impossible to roll on dice
110) Favorite Place to be kissed: I hear lips are cool, so are ears
111) Foods: I'm a big fan of soups or chilie, and Italian...I'm fat goddammit
112) Day of the Week: Saturday
113) What songs playing at the moment?: The Cruxshadows "Tauschung"
114) TV show: Futurama
115) Online Word or Phrase: "That's fucked up"
116) Book: I really like the Saga of the Seven Suns books by Kevin J. Anderson, the univorse he created is amazing.
117) Restaurant: R.I.P. Chili's
118) Flowers: Daisys are good to eat
119) Least Favorite Subject: Math
120) Alcoholic Drink: Various alcohols and coke
121) Sport to Watch: The World Rally Championship...and drift racing, and road racing...any racing but NASCAR...that's so redneck
122) Type of ice cream: Cookies n' cream
123) What would you most like to see at a Zoo Exhibit: Me in a kangaroos pouch
124) Sesame Street Character: Oscar the Grouch, he's so trashy and Elmo is fucking evil
125) Fast Food Restaurant: Depends on the day of the week baby
126) When was your last hospital visit? For me it was about two years ago, I spent the night in the ER because I had something go through my toe and couldn't walk, but last in general was Austin and Red
127) Do you smoke? Occasionaly
128) What color is your bedroom's carpet: Tanish
129) Are you traditional, Contemporary or Country? LoL...I'm all three. Traditional: "Would you please get off my foot, sir?" Contemporary "Get the fuck off my foot!" And country "get off my foot you bastarrrd". That's the three ways to say get off my foot
130) What was the name of your childhood blanket? Nothin, I still sleep with my childhoodpillow
131) How many times did you fail your Permit and/or Drivers License test? I failed the permit one by missing one question
132) What do you think of Ouija boards? Whoever likes them is GAY
133) Plans in ten years? Racecar drver
134) Who is the last person that you got mail from? Some colleges
135) Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Does tickets count?
136) Which single store would you choose to max your credit card if you have or had one? Best Buy
137) What do you do most often when you are bored? Go driving, steal some shit
138) What words or phrases do you overuse?:"You bastard" "That's so damn cute", "Hey, have you seen my pants?" "Fuck you", "Oh my god, you look about 12"
139) Name the persons that you are friends with that live the farthest away from you? Hmm, Beau ispretty far away, Liz is far...and Danie is really far
140) Most annoying thing is: People being late
141) Best thing: Listening to music and sleepin
142) Are you more an optimist or pessimist? I'm optimistic about almost everything except being old
143) War or peace? All we want is love man
144) What are you most thankful for? Friends and my nephews
145) Are you religious? No
146) If yes to 145 then how are you religious? I'm a god, ask LoKi
147) If yes to 145 and if you follow a particular religion/s then what religion/s do you follow? I'm the God of Bodasiousism...and how the fuck can you have more than one religion? That's like being a bi sexual.
148) What qualities do you look for in a relationship? A great sense of humor, good music taste, and someone I can talk to for hours and not get bored and they not get annoyed, because I go off on some stupid shit
149) What was your most embarrassing moment? I don't get embarrased, hell everyones seen my ass
150) What is the most stupid or dangerous thing you have ever done or said? "I don't like the mixin'"
152) What traits and/or qualities are you currently working on about yourself? Being able to control myself, lately my ADD has been hell
153) (mental, physical, emotional, or spiritual) <--In what order are would you place these words to express yourself? Mental spiritual, emotional, physical...fuck emotions and exerse
154) What color is the sky in your world? Red
155) What's your biggest pet peeve? I hate being late for anything and I try to schedule everything
156) If you do, how often do you masturbate? Every couple of...hours
157) If you could live one day in the opposite sex's body would you? Yeah., I wanna know what that vagina thing is all about
158) What makes you laugh? Tsunammi victims
159) Are you addicted to anything? Yes, krank
160) Are you a night or day person? Night
161) Who has been the greatest influence on your life so far? All my friends combined and Elliott (my nephew) knowing how much he'd be upset if anything ever happened to me has kept me from doing a lot of stupid shit
162) If your house was burning down and you had time to rescue one thing (not a person) what would it be? My CDs
163) Is the glass half full or half empty? it's in the fucking middle stupid bitch
164) What talent do you not have, that you wish you had? I wanna walk the dog with a butterfly knife
165) In one word how would your best friend describe you? Bastard
166) What's your greatest achievement? Getting in four wrecks, having four various tickets, and never having to pay a dime for any of it
167) When were you most happy? I'm happy almost all the time
168) If you could go back in time, where would you go? I wouldn't ever want to go back
169) Do you like to cook? I'm fat
170) What meal of the day is you favorite? All of them
171) Do you like to dress up? No, it's just not me
172) What is your favorite season? Winter
173) What form of art most fascinates you? music AND film
175) If you had one day to live before you pass on what would you do or say: I'd drive into a wall."If I don't die from a car wreck or as a tsunami victim then fuck this death, my death was WASTED"
It's fucking over...baby talk to me
2) Full Name with nicknames: Forrest Wayne Coffman "Mr. Bodacious", "OG Forrest"(The OG stands for original gangsta!)
3) Height: 5'9
4) Weight: 167
5) Eyes: Blue...I think. Hey LoKi, look at my eyes
6) Hair: Dirty blonde and curly
7) E-mail: stan5321@AOL.com
8) Siblings: Two sisters, one 16 and the other 26
9) Number of candles that appeared on last birthday cake: I had birthday cake yesterday, it was my nephews...so I guess one.
10) Ever cheated or been cheated on: Fuckin yes
11) Missed school because it was raining: If hurricanes count, then yes...a few times. We were out almost two weeks this year.
12) Set any body part on fire for amusement: Skittle got a bottlerocket stuck in my hair and then on another occasion he shot me in the neck with a roman candle and it caught my shirt on fire
13) Kept a secret from everyone: Yes
14) Had an imaginary friend: Here's my friend Harrrrvey, he's a pooka
15) Had a crush on a teacher: Yes.
16) Been toilet-papering? Yes
17) Been toilet-papered? I live in apartments so NOPE
18) Ever had a new kids on the block tape? No...but my first concert ever was New Kids on the Block!
19) Piercing: None
20) Tattoos: None, I want a Skeeter
21) Soap: Ivory
22) Color: Red
23) Day/Night: Night
24) Summer/Winter: Winter
25) Online Smiley: Give yo self a shiney!...I don't know why that reminded me of that.
26) Lace or satin: lace...wait, what?
27) Cartoon Character: Bender from Futurama...because Bodacious is so great and I like stealin'...and Zoidberg, I LOVE Zoidberg
28) Who have you known the longest of your friends: Loki! HA I WIN
29) The loudest: Joe
30) Who's the shyest: Skittle or Luke
31) Who do you go to for advice? Jenny or Kristen, but I don't need advice SO HA
32) Who do you get the most surveys from? Beau and I second hang them from LoKi
33) Who do you cry with: Unlike LoKi, I cry with everyone at the Den
34) Favorite Quote: "I'm not afraid to die, I just don't wanna be there when it happens, baby" - Buckethead "The Shape vs. Buckethead" or "Lick my plate you dogdick!" - Choptop
35) Cried: I cry all the time
36) Cut your hair: Three years, one month, and 12 days ago
37) Worn a skirt: Hell yeah, it made my ass look big
38) Been mean: I'm supposedly mean to everyone but people just don't know me man, I'm actually very comical and mean to people I don't know. That's their test, if they can look past my being a dick they can be my friend.
39) Been sarcastic: Everytime I open my mouth, I'm a bitter old man
40) Met someone new? Probably Tiff's friend
41) Talked to someone you have a crush on: Dunno, Tuesday
42) Missed someone? All the time
43) Hugged someone: Lindsay
44) Fought with your parents: I don't ever really fight with mine, maybe when I came home last night at 10 this morning and my mom wasn't even mad at that, she was pissed because I forgot to take out the trash.
45) Wished upon a star: Last night actually
46) Laughed until you cried: I do it all the time.
47) Truth or Dare: Dare.
48) Watched a sunrise/sunset: Not in awhile,I don't have the attention span
49) Went to the beach at night: Not in a long time
50) Read a book for fun: Right now, I'm reading Horizon Storms by Kevin J. Anderson
51) Ate a meal: Last night baby, Krystals number 1
52) Are you lonely: Nope, I got friends in low places
53) Are you happy: I am pretty happy and contempt in my life, it's the way of Bodacious
54) Are you talking to someone online: Yes, David
55) God/Devil: If you combine God and Devil it makes Govil
56) Love: Makes ya weak man
57) The Big Bang Theory: Probably right
58) Heaven/Hell: The John fittness guy exercises there.
59) Superstition: None, HAHA...weak bitches
60) Parent's names: William and Vickie
61) Who named you? My Mom
62) When was the last time you showered? Yesterday morning
63) What was the last thing that you said online? "Badass, you can get into the trunk of a BMW"
64) What is right next to you? My laptop and computer, I need two computers running at the same time.
65) What is your computer desk made of? Plastic wood
66) Last thing that you ate? Krystals
67) Where do you want to go on your honeymoon? A small cabin somewhere, away from people
68) Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? Right now the only people I can see myself doing that with is LoKi and Skittle, BFF represent
69) How many people do you have on your buddy list? 99
70) How's the weather right now? God's tinklin
71) Have you ever smoked pot? I've never smoked A pot.
72) What did you do last night? Hung out with Luke, Joe, Brandon, and LoKi...got drunk and smoked pot.
73) What's the best feature about the same sex then about opposite sex? Wrecklessness...ugh...ass and tities
74) Like video games? WHO DOESN'T LIKE THEM VIDEO GAMES?!
75) Like board or card games? Yes
76) Dream car? Too many to list...a Nissan Skyline is the obvious...or a BMW M3, I love them.
77) Future goals? Quit being so damn lazy and help LoKi make something he's proud of.
78) What kind of music do you like? Whatever suts my mood, my favorite band is Primus, I've begun to love the Cruxshadows because Skittle is a bastard, The Descendents,anything with Les Claypool, Modest Mouse, Operation Ivy (old school baby), mc chris
79) Movie/s: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies, the second being the best, Kevin Smith movies, Cabin Fever, the Friday the 13th movies...I Spit on your Grave...I like a lot of horror, but I like other stuff man...like Flight of the Navigator, fucking brilliant.
80) Favorite Holiday: My birthday because my birth was way better than Jesus'
81) Bedtime right now: About 1
82) Do you dance fast or slow? Dancing to me is just raising my ankles...or the A Put Named Scooby Doo dance
83) Are you too shy to ask someone out? No
84) If you could change your name, what would it be? I like my name, it fits me...you'll never met another me and odds are you'll never met another Forrest
85) Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? I sleep with a lot of pillows
86) Ever been in love? -cringe- yes, and it got me nowhere except a bad taste in my mouth for relationships
87) What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? I live doing stupid stuff, last night sticking my head out of Luke's sun roof and barking like a dog was dumb.
88) What will your first son's name be? I don't want kids,kids suck
89) First daughter? I want it to be Danielle Irene Coffman...that way her initials are DIC
90) Favorite drink? Sprite or Captain Morgan n' Coke or Smirinoff and Coke
91) Do you like scary or happy movies better?Scary
92) On the phone or in person? In Person
93) Birthday: April 22
94) Attempted suicide? No
95) Burn out or fade away: I want to burn up
96) How much do you love your field of work 1-10: 9... I love the people I work with and I don't do much work, plus I steal from customers
97) Have you traveled to other countries, if yes where? Nope.
98) Car crash? Hell yeah! No one wrecks like me!
99) Croutons or Bacon Bits: Bacon bits
100) 2 doors or 4 (on a car): If it doesn't have two I don't want it
101) Do you smoke: Occasionaly
102) Coffee or Coffee Ice cream? Coffee from various coffee places
103) Do you have stuffed animals? In my car
104) Dumper or dumpee? Both.
105) Salad dressing? Italian
106) Color of socks?: White
107) Lucky Number: Five billion
109) Why?: Because it's impossible to roll on dice
110) Favorite Place to be kissed: I hear lips are cool, so are ears
111) Foods: I'm a big fan of soups or chilie, and Italian...I'm fat goddammit
112) Day of the Week: Saturday
113) What songs playing at the moment?: The Cruxshadows "Tauschung"
114) TV show: Futurama
115) Online Word or Phrase: "That's fucked up"
116) Book: I really like the Saga of the Seven Suns books by Kevin J. Anderson, the univorse he created is amazing.
117) Restaurant: R.I.P. Chili's
118) Flowers: Daisys are good to eat
119) Least Favorite Subject: Math
120) Alcoholic Drink: Various alcohols and coke
121) Sport to Watch: The World Rally Championship...and drift racing, and road racing...any racing but NASCAR...that's so redneck
122) Type of ice cream: Cookies n' cream
123) What would you most like to see at a Zoo Exhibit: Me in a kangaroos pouch
124) Sesame Street Character: Oscar the Grouch, he's so trashy and Elmo is fucking evil
125) Fast Food Restaurant: Depends on the day of the week baby
126) When was your last hospital visit? For me it was about two years ago, I spent the night in the ER because I had something go through my toe and couldn't walk, but last in general was Austin and Red
127) Do you smoke? Occasionaly
128) What color is your bedroom's carpet: Tanish
129) Are you traditional, Contemporary or Country? LoL...I'm all three. Traditional: "Would you please get off my foot, sir?" Contemporary "Get the fuck off my foot!" And country "get off my foot you bastarrrd". That's the three ways to say get off my foot
130) What was the name of your childhood blanket? Nothin, I still sleep with my childhoodpillow
131) How many times did you fail your Permit and/or Drivers License test? I failed the permit one by missing one question
132) What do you think of Ouija boards? Whoever likes them is GAY
133) Plans in ten years? Racecar drver
134) Who is the last person that you got mail from? Some colleges
135) Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Does tickets count?
136) Which single store would you choose to max your credit card if you have or had one? Best Buy
137) What do you do most often when you are bored? Go driving, steal some shit
138) What words or phrases do you overuse?:"You bastard" "That's so damn cute", "Hey, have you seen my pants?" "Fuck you", "Oh my god, you look about 12"
139) Name the persons that you are friends with that live the farthest away from you? Hmm, Beau ispretty far away, Liz is far...and Danie is really far
140) Most annoying thing is: People being late
141) Best thing: Listening to music and sleepin
142) Are you more an optimist or pessimist? I'm optimistic about almost everything except being old
143) War or peace? All we want is love man
144) What are you most thankful for? Friends and my nephews
145) Are you religious? No
146) If yes to 145 then how are you religious? I'm a god, ask LoKi
147) If yes to 145 and if you follow a particular religion/s then what religion/s do you follow? I'm the God of Bodasiousism...and how the fuck can you have more than one religion? That's like being a bi sexual.
148) What qualities do you look for in a relationship? A great sense of humor, good music taste, and someone I can talk to for hours and not get bored and they not get annoyed, because I go off on some stupid shit
149) What was your most embarrassing moment? I don't get embarrased, hell everyones seen my ass
150) What is the most stupid or dangerous thing you have ever done or said? "I don't like the mixin'"
152) What traits and/or qualities are you currently working on about yourself? Being able to control myself, lately my ADD has been hell
153) (mental, physical, emotional, or spiritual) <--In what order are would you place these words to express yourself? Mental spiritual, emotional, physical...fuck emotions and exerse
154) What color is the sky in your world? Red
155) What's your biggest pet peeve? I hate being late for anything and I try to schedule everything
156) If you do, how often do you masturbate? Every couple of...hours
157) If you could live one day in the opposite sex's body would you? Yeah., I wanna know what that vagina thing is all about
158) What makes you laugh? Tsunammi victims
159) Are you addicted to anything? Yes, krank
160) Are you a night or day person? Night
161) Who has been the greatest influence on your life so far? All my friends combined and Elliott (my nephew) knowing how much he'd be upset if anything ever happened to me has kept me from doing a lot of stupid shit
162) If your house was burning down and you had time to rescue one thing (not a person) what would it be? My CDs
163) Is the glass half full or half empty? it's in the fucking middle stupid bitch
164) What talent do you not have, that you wish you had? I wanna walk the dog with a butterfly knife
165) In one word how would your best friend describe you? Bastard
166) What's your greatest achievement? Getting in four wrecks, having four various tickets, and never having to pay a dime for any of it
167) When were you most happy? I'm happy almost all the time
168) If you could go back in time, where would you go? I wouldn't ever want to go back
169) Do you like to cook? I'm fat
170) What meal of the day is you favorite? All of them
171) Do you like to dress up? No, it's just not me
172) What is your favorite season? Winter
173) What form of art most fascinates you? music AND film
175) If you had one day to live before you pass on what would you do or say: I'd drive into a wall."If I don't die from a car wreck or as a tsunami victim then fuck this death, my death was WASTED"
It's fucking over...baby talk to me