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Last night was the best Christmas Eve ever. I spent the first half with my family and then the rest with the crazy ass Gooks. We got insanely drunk, made prank phone calls, called and texted everyone else saying "Merry christmas and happy birthday" among other stuff...so if you got anything from me I'm REALLY sorry. I can't stress how drunk I was. At some point in the night I think I got my balls tazered. Very weird. Well, I hope everyone here has a merry christmas or happy holidays or whatever the fuck you people celebrate but if you get offended by merry christmas then you're an idiot, and that's coming from a guy who's an atheist