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[mr_bodacious]

So Friday night was hiliarious. Luke tripped in his room and landed on a knife (no one believes that story) and cut it open real big like. He didn't want to go to the hospital so we went to the mall and stuff and it didn't quit bleeding so we finally convinced him too. Hospital vending machine soup tastes like hot mellow yellow, just for the

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[skittle61]

...I want cat porn.

Oh, wait... cat fight porn. That's different.

[handsaretied]

man you should check out midget porn, that shits hotttt, oh yeah