I gotta get out of this place, if it's the last thing I ever do...
I know... I live with my mom. I should be happy I'm not homeless. It's just that she drives me insane.
Case in point: the iron that she uses, she got as a wedding gift. That makes it 33 years old. Yeah, 33. It has a cloth covered cord... It is the same model that Lurch used on the Addams Family!
Well, I just ruined my favorite shirt trying to iron it. My favorite! For you anglophiles: my favourite!
Fuck, shit, damn, bitch, piss, hell, whore, republican, pepsi...
Ok, I feel a LITTLE better, but my shirt is still fucked. Maybe I can fix it. Maybe it's not ruined. Maybe I am going to dance the funky chicken at the white house dressed as Marilyn Monroe...
Case in point: the iron that she uses, she got as a wedding gift. That makes it 33 years old. Yeah, 33. It has a cloth covered cord... It is the same model that Lurch used on the Addams Family!
Well, I just ruined my favorite shirt trying to iron it. My favorite! For you anglophiles: my favourite!
Fuck, shit, damn, bitch, piss, hell, whore, republican, pepsi...
Ok, I feel a LITTLE better, but my shirt is still fucked. Maybe I can fix it. Maybe it's not ruined. Maybe I am going to dance the funky chicken at the white house dressed as Marilyn Monroe...