WHOA BUDDY!!!!!!!

[mr_andrew]

i have decided to commit the gravest sin of posting while intoxicated. BUT don't worry, i shall say nothing incrimating. NOTHING...except that i've taken the lives of sixteen cats today!!!!! BOO YAH

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[ingwe_vanyarin]

Here, indeed, is the graph of frequency of urination (vertical axis) with respect to time (horizontal axis) considering a linearly increasing intake of alcohol.



Also, in regards to your question about an equation relating alcohol intake to usage of exclamation points, I think I may have the answer. If we call the function F[x], where x is the independent variable of how much alcohol you've taken, and F[x] is how many exclamation points you would use at that particular intake of alcohol, then we find that

F[x] = |_ cosh[3x²] _| !

Where cosh is the hyperbolic cosine, the |_ _| brackets denote the "floor" of x, which just means if it's a decimal, you round down to the nearest whole number (I also figured it was appropriate, as the more alcohol you have, the more acquainted with the floor you get), and the '!' denotes a factorial.

Hope you enjoyed my emphasis on responing. ;)

[ingwe_vanyarin]

oh patrick.
-the mad hatter