A holiday message for the ladies
Now is the time of year most people spend remembering loved ones and in doing so, attempt to give those around them a gift they'll treasure forever. Ladies, this year, instead of buying each other perfume or sending out christmas cards with pictures of you and your boyfriend whom you will dump as soon as he takes you on that european vacation, give the gift that will truly last a lifetime- have sex with a fat man. Sure, they may not look "all that", and some of them may be "a whole lot of that with a jumbo bag of chips", but deep down in that massive body is usually a heart of gold and a man who needs some loving. Heck, all guys just really need some loving every now and then, but the big guys are sometimes hard put to get any type of loving, especially the kind of lovin' in the bedroom. I'm not asking to form a bond with them, or even know their names, just give them some of that sexual healing that many of you, especially some of you lookers at there, give somewhat freely anyway (not that I'm calling anybody a slut, just that fewer and fewer people seem to be waiting for marriage to have "special relations" with somebody) to guys who tend to be major prigs. You'll still have some fun, and the bigguns of the world will treasure that night always (providing you don't become a bitch to them) and have nothing but fond rememberances. So c'mon ladies, give it up to the fat man. You just might truly give some goodwill to the world.
Other thoughts: If I took over a country, I'd rename that country Drugs and immediately issue a request for a sanction from the U.N. towards the United States for constanly declaring war on my people, even though we haven't done anything. Also, the above statements were created in my head upon observances of people at work, and in accordance to the way my mind wanders, has no bearing on me in a reflective observation type deal.
In other words, it's a joke with no personal forbearance to me or anyone else I know.
Have a good one.
Other thoughts: If I took over a country, I'd rename that country Drugs and immediately issue a request for a sanction from the U.N. towards the United States for constanly declaring war on my people, even though we haven't done anything. Also, the above statements were created in my head upon observances of people at work, and in accordance to the way my mind wanders, has no bearing on me in a reflective observation type deal.
In other words, it's a joke with no personal forbearance to me or anyone else I know.
Have a good one.