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hey, another update from alan, but in paaaaaaiiin...
there i was, skipping merrily down my stairs (litteraly, but not in the gay way u all might imagine) pulled out my fone to put it on silent, thot there was another stair to skip down, landed awkwardly, leg twisted, stumbled into the wall (lmao) im at the stage where i jst think bak and laff at wat i musta looked like! nd i was in soooo much agony so i knew i done sumthin....waited for my dad to arrive home from leevn my mum at work, he knew it wasnt broken but i had to get checked oot anywayz. i thot i dislocated it but it turns out i slightly twisted it...i dont think theres any "slightly" to it...if its twisted-its twisted, stil fukin sore! so i was given a fancy blue ice pad to reduce a bit of the swelling...i was offered crutches!! but i passed on tht, im a man..not a mouse. and now i hav to go see a physio, cant realy remember wen it is tho, sumtime next week. so wen i got home, i ate, watched tv and ignored the pain by sleepin for most of the day....jst now there is stil swelling and its stil realy sore but not as bad...........................................so there u go....
i seriously think im losing my ability to walk, i cant even take a couple of steps backwards without falling!!... i can also avoid bein accused of doggin or hiding in a cupboard as il soon hav a doctors note for the skool but for noo they'l need to take the parents word!...ice skating on sunday...i asked whether id b able to do tht nd i was told its up to me if i feel i can do it but recommended me not to since im a shite sk8r and wil most likely fall...il decide tht wen the time comes, if i had to decide now, id defo say no since i can only jst put my whole weight on it and can hardly bend it. fuk tht i say.
as i can use this excuse to get things done for me, i shall call my mum to carry me to the toilet, nd stuart to feed me grapes ;) kooooo (about the grapes).
hope skool was all gd...take care x x x