Take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is.

[mr_a_fell]

What a very... interesting week. I must say that I was not at all impressed with the landscape. Especially with the rather rude flowers snapping at my ankles. But now that I've miraculously found my way back home, I think it is time to take stock of the new year and be thankful that I made it back in one piece this time.

New Years Resolutions

Acquire a duster
Stop blaming Crowley for everything
Encourage more giving and good will
Learn just what it is that plants need to grow
Acquire funds for a new wardrobe. My favorite sweatervest has some rather embarrassing holes
Find out what it is that tread-mills process
Acquire teapot (Your ruddy coffee pot makes my tea taste horrid! And don't think I can't tell the difference. The taste of your black swill permeates everything it touches.)
Quit smoking nevermind
Encourage people toward their goals!
Finally discern whether or not "twittering" is something filthy or not.
Encourage more professional athletes to come out about illicit drug usage
Give to the homeless
Feed the ducks
Find work for Mr. O'Brien
Put away Lewis Carroll books for a while

I'm glad that things are returning to what resembles normalcy.