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Write a letter to yourself as a child...
Yeah, this is just a little nuts...
Danny,
Okay, if this finds you around the right time, right now you're in a hurry to grow up. Being a teenager is boring and pretty pointless, no one's going to blame you for that. Except your mother, but you'll find out about that in a few years. Be ready to duck when this one happens, it'll be worth it. The crystal ashtray is really going to hurt if you don't, and you'll have a hard time explaining to your wife years later exactly how you got that scar.
Now when you get out of the house, you're going to try and be legit for about a year. Don't worry, this isn't as bad as it seems. It's just really boring. But legality will do that too you. My advice would be when you're not working, check out a few art museums. You'll thank me later.
After that's all said and done, and you have that little argument with your manager -- once again, that'll be another time to duck -- you're going to run into a guy named Saul. Don't worry, it's alright to trust him. After you get into a better line of work, you're going to get introduced to your best friend. It's okay to trust him too.
Then there's when you wind up in that art museum because you're hiding. From who, you'll find out. When you see that woman while you're trying to fake interest on Monet while trying to check out if you're alright to leave, don't worry about talking to her. Just leave out the comment about starving artists. Another thing you'll thank me for later.
There's not too much else to say. Except for watch out for guys with historical last names, and the French. Not all of them, just the rich ones.
Oh, and one last thing. That woman. She's going to think you don't know what you're doing. Ignore that, she's the one who doesn't know. Just don't get on her case about it, when she pinches it hurts.
See you around,
Danny
Muse: Danny Ocean
Word Count: 350
Fandom: Ocean's 11 & 12/Misc. Movies
Yeah, this is just a little nuts...
Danny,
Okay, if this finds you around the right time, right now you're in a hurry to grow up. Being a teenager is boring and pretty pointless, no one's going to blame you for that. Except your mother, but you'll find out about that in a few years. Be ready to duck when this one happens, it'll be worth it. The crystal ashtray is really going to hurt if you don't, and you'll have a hard time explaining to your wife years later exactly how you got that scar.
Now when you get out of the house, you're going to try and be legit for about a year. Don't worry, this isn't as bad as it seems. It's just really boring. But legality will do that too you. My advice would be when you're not working, check out a few art museums. You'll thank me later.
After that's all said and done, and you have that little argument with your manager -- once again, that'll be another time to duck -- you're going to run into a guy named Saul. Don't worry, it's alright to trust him. After you get into a better line of work, you're going to get introduced to your best friend. It's okay to trust him too.
Then there's when you wind up in that art museum because you're hiding. From who, you'll find out. When you see that woman while you're trying to fake interest on Monet while trying to check out if you're alright to leave, don't worry about talking to her. Just leave out the comment about starving artists. Another thing you'll thank me for later.
There's not too much else to say. Except for watch out for guys with historical last names, and the French. Not all of them, just the rich ones.
Oh, and one last thing. That woman. She's going to think you don't know what you're doing. Ignore that, she's the one who doesn't know. Just don't get on her case about it, when she pinches it hurts.
See you around,
Danny
Muse: Danny Ocean
Word Count: 350
Fandom: Ocean's 11 & 12/Misc. Movies