Solutions Friday

[paradisacorbasi]

Okay --

Time to post the solutions to the quotes no one has guessed.

New game begins Sunday, unless people need more time.

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Answers, part 1

[joiedecombat]

1) The question is not whether I've treated you rudely but whether you've ever heard me treat anyone else better.
--My Fair Lady

2) You know - these exercises are fantastic. When the day comes we have to go to war against Utah, we're really going to kick ass, y'know?
--Broken Arrow

3) If I can't have you, can I at least have my gator?
--The Big Easy

4) We are fugitives from the law. Idiocy is our only option.
--Outbreak

5) Proteus: Do you have any idea how serious this is?
Sinbad: Do you have any idea how many times I've heard that today?
--Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas

6) Arklon, you are as subtle as a rabid rhino.
--Beastmaster II: Through the Portal of Time

7) You see that flash of light in the corner of your eye? That's your career dissipation light. It just went into high gear.
--Backdraft

8) You're missing the grand design here! If I don't go, I'm dead! Yeah. And it's a little hard to carry on a relationship when I'm stuffed with straw and formaldehyde.
--The Mexican

9) What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing big bald bubblehead who can only count to twenty if he's barefoot or wearing sandals.
--Cool Runnings

10) The satellite is now over... Kansas. Well, if we blow up Kansas the world may not hear about it for years.
--Diamonds Are Forever

11) Noelle: What's wrong, Abby?
Abby: Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 won't take care of.
--The Truth About Cats and Dogs

12) This place is fantastic. It's like "Gone With The Wind" on mescaline.
--Midnight In the Garden of Good and Evil

13) This is a revolution, dammit! We're going to have to offend somebody!
1776

14) Male company will be a pleasant relief in this hothouse of female emotions.
--The Man from Snowy River

15) Nick: I'm a hero. I was shot two times in the Tribune.
Nora: I read where you were shot five times in the tabloids.
Nick: It's not true. He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids.
--The Thin Man