Unguessed Talmanes Quotes, Part 1talmanesJuly 31 2004, 17:52:08 UTC
I have 87 unguessed quotes, and I owe 81 more. I think I'll just post the first twenty, for now, and maybe move on later.
#01. Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
#02. You got mad squabbles, boy!
#03. Character 1: Rise and shine, Professor. Character 2: You rise! You shine!
#04. [after Character 2 drunkenly throws a bowling ball out the window] Character 1: You could have killed someone! Character 2: The way I bowl?
#05. Character 1: You're aging. Character 2: You're helping.
#06. Character 1: I'm a Brother Seamus! Character 2: A Brother Seamus? What... like an Irish Monk?
#07. Character 1: I wasn't looking for a girl like that. Character 2: Well, Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everybody.
#08. Character 1: You know you're wearing a striped shirt with a striped tie? You know that, right? Character 2: Yeah, I do it for the ladies. Character 1: Oh. The ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion?
#09. It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great
#10. Fuuuck, I can't just let her go. Shiiiiit.
#11. It's a Zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire.
#12. Let me tell you something, Ass-Eyes.. let me tell you all something--war has made me very paranoid, and when you get to eye-ballin' me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to kill!
#13. Lands, titles, men, power... nothing.
#14. I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, okay?
#15. Somewhere around 25, bizarre becomes immature.
#16. This shit's chess, it ain't checkers.
#17. I don't scratch my head unless it itches and I don't dance unless I hear some music. I will not be intimidated. That's just the way it is.
#18. Elliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
#19. I'm always open, even on Christmas.
#20. With all the respect I can offer a man wearing a latex mask and spouting conspiracy theories, believe me you've crossed that bridge.
#01. Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
#02. You got mad squabbles, boy!
#03. Character 1: Rise and shine, Professor.
Character 2: You rise! You shine!
#04. [after Character 2 drunkenly throws a bowling ball out the window]
Character 1: You could have killed someone!
Character 2: The way I bowl?
#05. Character 1: You're aging.
Character 2: You're helping.
#06. Character 1: I'm a Brother Seamus!
Character 2: A Brother Seamus? What... like an Irish Monk?
#07. Character 1: I wasn't looking for a girl like that.
Character 2: Well, Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everybody.
#08. Character 1: You know you're wearing a striped shirt with a striped tie? You know that, right?
Character 2: Yeah, I do it for the ladies.
Character 1: Oh. The ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion?
#09. It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great
#10. Fuuuck, I can't just let her go. Shiiiiit.
#11. It's a Zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire.
#12. Let me tell you something, Ass-Eyes.. let me tell you all something--war has made me very paranoid, and when you get to eye-ballin' me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to kill!
#13. Lands, titles, men, power... nothing.
#14. I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, okay?
#15. Somewhere around 25, bizarre becomes immature.
#16. This shit's chess, it ain't checkers.
#17. I don't scratch my head unless it itches and I don't dance unless I hear some music. I will not be intimidated. That's just the way it is.
#18. Elliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
#19. I'm always open, even on Christmas.
#20. With all the respect I can offer a man wearing a latex mask and spouting conspiracy theories, believe me you've crossed that bridge.
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