Way too many leftovers.joiedecombatJuly 31 2004, 15:18:12 UTC
1) The question is not whether I've treated you rudely but whether you've ever heard me treat anyone else better.
2) You know - these exercises are fantastic. When the day comes we have to go to war against Utah, we're really going to kick ass, y'know?
3) If I can't have you, can I at least have my gator?
4) Fraulein, is it to be at every meal, or merely at dinnertime, that you intend on leading us all through this rare and wonderful new world of... indigestion?
5) You know the next time you people come and drive us off our land I'm gonna find a nice piece of swamp that's so God-awful, maybe then you'll leave us the hell alone.
6) We are fugitives from the law. Idiocy is our only option.
7) Character 1: Do you have any idea how serious this is? Character 2: Do you have any idea how many times I've heard that today?
8) Arklon, you are as subtle as a rabid rhino.
9) He was just all alone. He couldn't enjoy a game with anyone else. Like living in a dream... That's the kind of man he was...
10) You see that flash of light in the corner of your eye? That's your career dissipation light. It just went into high gear.
11) You're missing the grand design here! If I don't go, I'm dead! Yeah. And it's a little hard to carry on a relationship when I'm stuffed with straw and formaldehyde.
12) Why be biased? Male and female! Hell, the sexes are equal with their erogenous zones blown sky high!
13) Just for the record, I was only staring at your arse for the first fifteen minutes!
16) What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing big bald bubblehead who can only count to twenty if he's barefoot or wearing sandals.
17) The satellite is now over... Kansas. Well, if we blow up Kansas the world may not hear about it for years.
18) Teriffic. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax.
19) Our methods have not differed as much as you pretend. I am but a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me. To push you out of the light.
20) Character 1: What's wrong, Abby? Character 2: Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 won't take care of.
21) This place is fantastic. It's like "Gone With The Wind" on mescaline.
22) This is a revolution, dammit! We're going to have to offend somebody!
23) Male company will be a pleasant relief in this hothouse of female emotions.
24) No one can have a higher opinion of you than I have. And I think you're a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!
25) Character 1: I'm a hero. I was shot two times in the Tribune. Character 2: I read where you were shot five times in the tabloids. Character 1: It's not true. He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids.
Re: Way too many leftovers.catystormJuly 31 2004, 20:05:28 UTC
19. Raiders of the Lost Ark
24. The Great Mouse Detective
... I might have gotten that last one sooner if I could remember the damn title of the movie. I don't think "Basil of Baker Street" would have cut it. ;D
2) You know - these exercises are fantastic. When the day comes we have to go to war against Utah, we're really going to kick ass, y'know?
3) If I can't have you, can I at least have my gator?
4) Fraulein, is it to be at every meal, or merely at dinnertime, that you intend on leading us all through this rare and wonderful new world of... indigestion?
5) You know the next time you people come and drive us off our land I'm gonna find a nice piece of swamp that's so God-awful, maybe then you'll leave us the hell alone.
6) We are fugitives from the law. Idiocy is our only option.
7) Character 1: Do you have any idea how serious this is?
Character 2: Do you have any idea how many times I've heard that today?
8) Arklon, you are as subtle as a rabid rhino.
9) He was just all alone. He couldn't enjoy a game with anyone else. Like living in a dream... That's the kind of man he was...
10) You see that flash of light in the corner of your eye? That's your career dissipation light. It just went into high gear.
11) You're missing the grand design here! If I don't go, I'm dead! Yeah. And it's a little hard to carry on a relationship when I'm stuffed with straw and formaldehyde.
12) Why be biased? Male and female! Hell, the sexes are equal with their erogenous zones blown sky high!
13) Just for the record, I was only staring at your arse for the first fifteen minutes!
14) Mother always taught me: "Never eat singing food."
15) He bit me with his butt!
16) What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing big bald bubblehead who can only count to twenty if he's barefoot or wearing sandals.
17) The satellite is now over... Kansas. Well, if we blow up Kansas the world may not hear about it for years.
18) Teriffic. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax.
19) Our methods have not differed as much as you pretend. I am but a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me. To push you out of the light.
20) Character 1: What's wrong, Abby?
Character 2: Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 won't take care of.
21) This place is fantastic. It's like "Gone With The Wind" on mescaline.
22) This is a revolution, dammit! We're going to have to offend somebody!
23) Male company will be a pleasant relief in this hothouse of female emotions.
24) No one can have a higher opinion of you than I have. And I think you're a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!
25) Character 1: I'm a hero. I was shot two times in the Tribune.
Character 2: I read where you were shot five times in the tabloids.
Character 1: It's not true. He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids.
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5. Maverick
12. Batman Returns
13. Coyote Ugly
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24. The Great Mouse Detective
... I might have gotten that last one sooner if I could remember the damn title of the movie. I don't think "Basil of Baker Street" would have cut it. ;D
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