Movie Quote Roundup 7 -- This Monkey's Gone to Heaven
It keeps on truckin'.
You all know the rules. If not, just read them hereI am considering taking all of the quotes that haven't been identified by Monday and making them all FREE until Friday. At that point, any quotes left revert back to their original posters (in other words, you're free to ask it again in a future game, if you like), and all ( Read more... )
You all know the rules. If not, just read them hereI am considering taking all of the quotes that haven't been identified by Monday and making them all FREE until Friday. At that point, any quotes left revert back to their original posters (in other words, you're free to ask it again in a future game, if you like), and all ( Read more... )
A166. I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.
A167. Gentlemen, practice these words in front of the mirror: Although we are constantly exploring the subject, currently there is no direct evidence that links cell phone usage to brain cancer.
A168. I mean, seriously, Asia? You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in?
A169. Character 1: Take whatever advice that she gives you with a big grain of salt.
Character 2: Yeah and take anything that he gives you with a shot of penicillin.
A170. We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
A171. Character 1: Those are skin tight. How do you get into those pants, baby?
Character 2: You can start by buying me a drink.
A172. Character 1: In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three of four men to share a bed.
Character 2: That's why I'm proud to be an American.
A173. We're in the darkest region of the human brain, a radiant abyss where men go to find themselves.
A174. Now listen to me, you little Harvard turd. _____ is all right, so he's walking out of here with everything he's got coming to him. If you so much as touch one fucking hair on his fucking head, I'm gonna fucking wallpaper this fucking bathroom with your fucking ass, do you understand me? Muted tones, isn't that what you said, huh? Huh? I can't hear you. Wait, wait a minute. There it is. Blended in, at a subsonic level, like some kind of mantra: "Pain, pain, pain."
A175. Character 1: Would you be willing to cut your hair?
Character 2: Well, yeah, but it would probably be better if someone else did it. I've had a few... accidents.
A176. I'm the ultimate Latin Lover. There ain't no Latin Lover like me.
A177. And we turn him into an anecdote, with no teeth, and a punchline you'll tell for years to come: "Oh, that reminds me of the time the imposter came into our house." "Oh! Tell the one about that boy." And we become these human jukeboxes spitting out these anecdotes to dine out on like we're doing right now. Well I will not turn him into an anecdote, it was an experience. How do we hold onto the experience?
A178. Character 1: Your honor...
Character 2: Shut up! [Long Pause] I'm serious. I want you to shut up Mr. Fallon. This is not going well for you, you hear me? Shut up.
Character 1: Yes... shut up.
A179. Loser takes a paddle up the ass.
A180. Either you are in each other's confidence and have secret affairs to discuss, or you are conscious that your figures appear to the greatest advantage by walking. If the first, I should get in your way. If the second, I can admire you much better from here.
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A180 is Pride and Prejudice. (waves goodbye to his masculinity)
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A180 is correct for 3.
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