A192. Now, look -- I ain't stalking y'all, but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf.
A193. _____, I just want you to know how proud I am that you'll be attending my alma mater and someday following me into the family business.
A194. I was raised up to be a gunfighter by a family of gunfighters.
A195. I'm real. I'm... I'm... mortality as home entertainment? This cannot be the future... can it? Can it?!
A196. Soldiers deserve soldiers, Sir.
A197. What do you say we play a little Bangkok Rules? Nobody draws until this hits the ground.
A198. You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?
A199. It never did fit anyway. Guess you gotta get 'em custom made.
A200. What's it going to take to convince you? Me in a body bag?
A201. You go... we go!
A202. You wanna cut my throat, go ahead. You wanna cut my fuckin' head off and use it for a fuckin' basketball? You can bowl with the motherfucker for all I care! Just don't let him do it! I don't wanna get killed by this limey, immigrant jerkoff! I wanna get killed by an American jerkoff!
A203. You know what your problem is? You are so god-damn bored you have to invent things to bitch about! You don't have a single thing to do on this Earth except for your hair. The closet was fine! You just needed something to fill up your useless, nail polishing, toe polishing, rich bitch, sun tanning days!
A204. I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won.
A205. Ah, shit! There goes a perfectly good bumper sticker.
Re: Mind-Reading Mutant Rogue Cop Rainforest Activists Who Won't Grow UptalmanesMarch 31 2008, 04:19:44 UTC
If they're suitably famous, I suppose. I wouldn't go digging on Lifetime or USA, for example. If you have Netflix or something, I found that digging in my rental history was a pretty good way to go. Also, pick a theme beforehand -- that'll help.
A191. Oh my God... what is that? Don't tell me!
A192. Now, look -- I ain't stalking y'all, but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf.
A193. _____, I just want you to know how proud I am that you'll be attending my alma mater and someday following me into the family business.
A194. I was raised up to be a gunfighter by a family of gunfighters.
A195. I'm real. I'm... I'm... mortality as home entertainment? This cannot be the future... can it? Can it?!
A196. Soldiers deserve soldiers, Sir.
A197. What do you say we play a little Bangkok Rules? Nobody draws until this hits the ground.
A198. You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?
A199. It never did fit anyway. Guess you gotta get 'em custom made.
A200. What's it going to take to convince you? Me in a body bag?
A201. You go... we go!
A202. You wanna cut my throat, go ahead. You wanna cut my fuckin' head off and use it for a fuckin' basketball? You can bowl with the motherfucker for all I care! Just don't let him do it! I don't wanna get killed by this limey, immigrant jerkoff! I wanna get killed by an American jerkoff!
A203. You know what your problem is? You are so god-damn bored you have to invent things to bitch about! You don't have a single thing to do on this Earth except for your hair. The closet was fine! You just needed something to fill up your useless, nail polishing, toe polishing, rich bitch, sun tanning days!
A204. I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won.
A205. Ah, shit! There goes a perfectly good bumper sticker.
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