We still have plenty of quotes, so here's the update, as well as the current list of people who owe quotes (which I will update as questions are answered
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Superman Versus Rosencrantz & GuildensterntalmanesMarch 21 2008, 17:55:44 UTC
A51. It’s not so difficult, really. Acquiescence. It’s easy, actually. You just... give... in.
A52. I’ve got better things to do tonight than die.
A53. You could print pictures of me wearing nipple rings and butt-fucking Captain Kangaroo! All anyone would wonder was whether the stock was up, or down.
A54. Character 1: How do you think the Yankees will do against the Redskins this year? Character 2: The Yankees are a baseball team. The Redskins are a football team. Personally, I think the Redskins would kick the shit out of them.
A55. He's not my father. He's my lover.
A56. I can't believe they killed him because he wanted to change things. In our time. In our country.
Re: Superman Versus Rosencrantz & Guildensternfax_celestisMarch 21 2008, 19:33:50 UTC
3. "I'm just going to shoot you once!"
4. "You know what they say. Lesbians: better than e-mail."
5. "[Character 1] is late. [Character 2] can only see two explanations. 1: he didn't get the photo. 2: before he could assemble it, a gang of bank robbers took him hostage. The cops gave chase. They got away, but he caused a crash. When he came to, he'd lost his memory. An ex-con picked him up, mistook him for a fugitive, and shipped him to Istanbul. There he met some Afghan raiders who too him to steal some Russian warheads. But their truck hit a mine in Tajikistan. He survived, took to the hills, and became a Mujaheddin. [Character 2] refuses to get upset for a guy who'll eat borscht all his life in a hat like a tea cozy."
A52. I’ve got better things to do tonight than die.
A53. You could print pictures of me wearing nipple rings and butt-fucking Captain Kangaroo! All anyone would wonder was whether the stock was up, or down.
A54. Character 1: How do you think the Yankees will do against the Redskins this year?
Character 2: The Yankees are a baseball team. The Redskins are a football team. Personally, I think the Redskins would kick the shit out of them.
A55. He's not my father. He's my lover.
A56. I can't believe they killed him because he wanted to change things. In our time. In our country.
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7) "Dear Diary: My teen-angst bullshit now has a body count."
8) "He never did anything that was illegal... unless you count all the times he sold dope disguised as a nun."
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4. "You know what they say. Lesbians: better than e-mail."
5. "[Character 1] is late. [Character 2] can only see two explanations. 1: he didn't get the photo. 2: before he could assemble it, a gang of bank robbers took him hostage. The cops gave chase. They got away, but he caused a crash. When he came to, he'd lost his memory. An ex-con picked him up, mistook him for a fugitive, and shipped him to Istanbul. There he met some Afghan raiders who too him to steal some Russian warheads. But their truck hit a mine in Tajikistan. He survived, took to the hills, and became a Mujaheddin. [Character 2] refuses to get upset for a guy who'll eat borscht all his life in a hat like a tea cozy."
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