This isn't a new game so much as it's a roundup of the open quotes for each user. Why post a roundup? So people see it, of course! I don't expect you all to be checking a post from four days ago
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1. Well, I suppose if I had wanted a safe life, I wouldn't have married a man who studies rocks.
2. man 1 to man 2: I'm distressed by dogs. man 2 to man 3: He is afraid of dogs. man 3 to man 2: Bullshit. No one is afraid of dogs. man 2 to man 1: My grandfather informs me that is not possible.
3. Man 1: You wanna buy bullets with food stamps? Man 2: [shrugging] It's just as good as cash.
4. Regards. That's a fine letter, sir, that's an epic. That's dandy. Now, I want you to make two carbon copies of that letter and throw the original away. And when you get through with that, throw the carbon copies away. Just send a stamp, airmail, that's all. You may go, sir. I may go too.
5. woman: I'll show you the door. man: I'll just go back out the window.
6. No, he doesn't come to English class anymore. He says England is done for. He's learning Chinese.
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A18 -- Correct, and it probably has something to do with my only just putting them up a couple of hours ago.
You owe 6, dawg.
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man 1 to man 2: I'm distressed by dogs.
man 2 to man 3: He is afraid of dogs.
man 3 to man 2: Bullshit. No one is afraid of dogs.
man 2 to man 1: My grandfather informs me that is not possible.
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Man 1: You wanna buy bullets with food stamps?
Man 2: [shrugging] It's just as good as cash.
4. Regards. That's a fine letter, sir, that's an epic. That's dandy. Now, I want you to make two carbon copies of that letter and throw the original away. And when you get through with that, throw the carbon copies away. Just send a stamp, airmail, that's all. You may go, sir. I may go too.
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woman: I'll show you the door.
man: I'll just go back out the window.
6. No, he doesn't come to English class anymore. He says England is done for. He's learning Chinese.
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