I'm Your New Moderator. Here Are Some Quotes.

[talmanes]

Hey, folks. I'm Talmanes, and I'm your new moderator. Becoming a moderator involved going through the rigorous process of responding to indigoskynet's semi-desperate, open plea for someone to help her out, so I'm sure you'll all agree that I am amazingly qualified for this job. Or something

Comments

[flusterbunny]

02. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. - RON MOTHERFUCKIN' BURGUNDY

05. When I first met you, you were like, "Oh, phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now you walk into a bar, and ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out.

Sam Jackson - The Long Kiss Goodnight.

05. Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security? - Daniel Kaffee, A Few Good Men

09. When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Harold and Kumar?

3. Well hell's bells, if it ain't Felony Melanie. - Juno, I think.

Dammit, I know that last one, too... I'll think of it eventually.

[itsaslashything]

3. is incorrect

[talmanes]

02 is correct, 05 is correct, the other 05 is correct. 09 and 3 are not correct. You should also label those with the names of the people who posted them, as it makes things easier on your new Moderator. ;)

As it stands, you need to drop and give me 8, soldier.

[flusterbunny]

1. "Are you ready for pain? Are you ready for suffering? Then you're ready for Captain Freedom's workout!"

2. "Carlotta was the kind of town that spells trouble T-R-U-B-I-L, and if you try to correct them... they'll kill you."

3. "History! Tradition! Culture! These are not concepts! These are trophies I keep in my den as paperweights!"

4. "It's him! It's him! What's HIM doing here?!"

5. "I've found a cure for the plague of the 20th century and now I've lost it!"

6. "Glass? Who gives a fuck about glass?"

7. "Midget wanna be tall!"

8. "Women be shoppin'!"

[talmanes]

You probably want to post these as a reply to the main thread so that people don't skip over them, assuming they're answers.

[flusterbunny]

Correct!

[joiedecombat]

3. Hudson Hawk.

[flusterbunny]

Correct!