1] Define "irony."
A bunch of idiots dancing on an airplane to a song made famous by a band who died in a plane crash.
murdoc_nicalls got Con Air
2] B-flat! B-flat! B-MUTHAFUCKIN' FLAT!
3] Why can you not stop saying what is in yours? Why must you lead, when I want to lead? If I want to dance I will ask you to dance.
tricksothetrade got The Village
4] I have bad dreams. Hell, yes. Just look at me, you can tell I have terrible dreams.
5] Will you stop worrying? I know all about cats with a capital "K". Sit on a window sill, hack up a fur ball... Oh! That is very ferocious!
6] Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me, so help me, so help me, and CUT!
jtersesk got Monsters, Inc
7] What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?
closer2myself got The Long Kiss Goodnight
8] This book said to me, 'Let's celebrate the birth of our lord Jesus Christ... with yarn.'
dorei got The Stepford Wives (2004)
9] I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined.
fragbert got The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension
10] I think I'll have a nice cup of tea, or a large brandy. Oh, and executioner, your services are no longer required. Thank you.
darkfire007 correctly got Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
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